Random Messages 16: This Thread Is A Cursed Mall Area with Tables

[MegaPod]

Well, looks like a pipe burst in one of my bathrooms. Lovely. -_-

Aw, geez, that sucks. This looks like a job for my old RM alter ego...Scotty!

The mischievous being known as Scotty suddenly slides out of ME's burst pipe, dressed in a Santa Claus suit

"Ho, ho, ho, early Merry Hanukkah, ME! Scotty Claus can use the maaagic of winter to fix that right up for you!"

Scotty Claus shoots ice magic at the burst pipe, freezing the water inside of it solid and stopping up the pipe

the rest of ME's pipes suddenly burst from the expanding ice

"...oh ho ho, Scotty Claus has to go now. But enjoy your present!"

Scotty inexplicably procures a lit menorah from inside his Santa coat and throws it at the floor, setting the carpet alight, then materializes a fireplace and chimney inside ME's house that breaks through the ceiling, and scampers up the chimney to escape

 

[toastghost]

...i like scotty. he has a tendency to destroy, and has a similar catchphrase to me, hee ho!

 

[MegaPod]

Actually, I think those “ho ho hos” were just him getting into character as “Scotty Claus.” He may not be dressed as Santa all the time, but he usually is rather jolly...often at others’ expense

 

[toastghost]

I love him! Bring him back, I want to prank with him! Bring him back, hee ho!

 

[MegaPod]

Scotty Claus walks up to Jack Frost carrying a huge present box, which he leaves by Jack Frost before walking away again

Jack Frost opens the box to find Scotty Claus curled up inside

“Ho ho ho! I got you just what you wanted, young man!”

 

[Maniacal Engineer]

MegaPod, I think your sig banner is a bit big. O_O

 

[MegaPod]

...ugh, I know...I’ve tried resizing it to 160 high and saving it several times. It says it works each time but then I don’t see actual change. I’d like to have this problem solved this holiday season ;-;

 

[toastghost]

Scotty Claus walks up to Jack Frost carrying a huge present box, which he leaves by Jack Frost before walking away again

Jack Frost opens the box to find Scotty Claus curled up inside

“Ho ho ho! I got you just what you wanted, young man!”

yay, hee ho! what will scotty claus give me now, hee ho? since he's in the present!

 

[Maniacal Engineer]

@MegaPod Merry Christmas!

 

[toastghost]

gives everyone in the thread a bomb
merry christmas, hee ho! i figured i should do this since we're exchanging gifts now, hee ho.

 

[Maniacal Engineer]

Excellent. I love bombs!

 

[toastghost]

so do i, hee ho! lets have a bomb party, hee!

 

[Maniacal Engineer]

so do i, hee ho! lets have a bomb party, hee!

Yes. It'll be a blast!

 

[toastghost]

hee hee, literally, ho!

prepares bomb pops for the bomb party

 

[MegaPod]

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@MegaPod Merry Christmas!

Thank you, ME.

“Ho ho ho, now then, who wants a holiday gift that’s both fun and practical?”

Scotty passes out carrot-flavored candy canes to everyone

“You can use these to decorate snowmen, and have a holiday treat, too!”

 

[Maniacal Engineer]

anyway, I was going to try to get some work on my LP done tonight, but instead I found myself having a beer.
considers possibly doing a drunken episode of Platinum.

 

[toastghost]

Thank you, ME.

“Ho ho ho, now then, who wants a holiday gift that’s both fun and practical?”

Scotty passes out carrot-flavored candy canes to everyone

“You can use these to decorate snowmen, and have a holiday treat, too!”

snowman decorations? you're amazing, scotty claus!

decorates snowman army with carrot candy canes

 

[Maniacal Engineer]

oh well. Nothing wrong with lying on the couch for several hours...

 

[toastghost]

oh well. Nothing wrong with lying on the couch for several hours...

i think that's called sleeping while watching TV, hee ho!

 

[MegaPod]

snowman decorations? you're amazing, scotty claus!

decorates snowman army with carrot candy canes

“Ho ho ho, it’s my pleasure to spread holiday cheer. Now then, I must be off to seek out snow forts!”

Scotty Claus hops into his sleigh, which has a pair of giant carrot-flavored candy canes as the skids, and rows it across the snow with a pair of oars