Random Messages 16: This Thread Is A Cursed Mall Area with Tables

[FinnishPokéFan92]

I wasn't doing that! I was "throwing snowballs randomly" hee ho! I wasn't "throwing snowballs at Vaporeon's choir"!

"Randomly" can be at any direction. Besides, snow isn't sentient. It can't feel pain.

 

[Maniacal Engineer]

throws an emu

 

[Snowy]

Just look out for the wild emus.

Try not to lose a war against them

 

[FinnishPokéFan92]

Try not to lose a war against them

can't resist hugging Eevee

 

[Maniacal Engineer]

Try not to lose a war against them

I mean, so far, the Aussie’s record isn’t great on that front...

 

[Snowy]

I mean, so far, the Aussie’s record isn’t great on that front...

There is no armed force in the world that can compete with emus! They're just so...!!!

 

[FinnishPokéFan92]

There is no armed force in the world that can compete with emus! They're just so...!!!

Eevee is interrupted as a stampede of emus comes charging out of nowhere towards him, but Cinderace grabs him and jumps out of the way at the last second.

 

[Maniacal Engineer]

There is no armed force in the world that can compete with emus! They're just so...!!!

So send in a legged force, instead.

 

[Blaine.]

Yeah I like Despair

D- Hope
E- Is
S- Amazing
P
A
I
R

 

[Maniacal Engineer]

Yeah I like Despair

D- Hope
E- Is
S- Amazing
P
A
I
R

Well, that makes no sense. F-!

 

[toastghost]

Besides, snow isn't sentient. It can't feel pain.

Don't say that, hee ho! If snow isn't sentient, then how was Ted alive, hee? How did I come to be, ho? Becuse do you want to see my baby pictures, hee ho?!

Spoiler: here, hee ho!

Eevee is interrupted as a stampede of emus comes charging out of nowhere towards him, but Cinderace grabs him and jumps out of the way at the last second.

ooh, emu stampede! i hope they like snowballs, hee ho!

 

[FinnishPokéFan92]

Don't say that, hee ho! If snow isn't sentient, then how was Ted alive, hee? How did I come to be, ho? Becuse do you want to see my baby pictures, hee ho?!

It only becomes sentient if it's shaped into a snow sculpture.

 

[toastghost]

It only becomes sentient if it's shaped into a snow sculpture.

LIAR LIAR LIAR, HEE HO!!

see this snowball?
picks up snowball
It's alive!!!
the snowball grows a face and eyes
He likes shonen anime and loves to play the flute! He also likes to hit nonbelievers like you in the face! dumps water on Cinderace and throws the snowball at his face

 

[Vulpix037]

I still exist. I guess.

 

[toastghost]

I still exist. I guess.

so do i, hee ho

 

[Snowy]

I still exist. I guess.

Same.

 

[toastghost]

we all exist do we

 

[FinnishPokéFan92]

LIAR LIAR LIAR, HEE HO!!

see this snowball?
picks up snowball
It's alive!!!
the snowball grows a face and eyes
He likes shonen anime and loves to play the flute! He also likes to hit nonbelievers like you in the face! dumps water on Cinderace and throws the snowball at his face

Okay, let me rephrase that: snow has sentience only in your presence. Or at least at your will.

I still exist. I guess.

Same. BTW, are you my relative, little bunny?

Same.

Me, too. Have you done anything towards getting art of a Snorlax-sized/shaped Eevee yet?

 

[toastghost]

Okay, let me rephrase that: snow has sentience only in your presence. Or at least at your will.

w-what? what do you mean snow isn't always alive, hee ho?

 

[Snowy]

Me, too. Have you done anything towards getting art of a Snorlax-sized/shaped Eevee yet?

Spoiler: GEN 8 SPOILERS