RANDOM MESSAGES 16: The AdMEnistrator Strikes Back

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A chemical solution, yes, but not a way to solve problems in life.
Problem - I am sober.
Solution - Get drunk.

Problem - feel socially anxious in a club/party/etc
Solution - Get drunk.

Problem - Wife left me, took the kids, the dogs and the furniture.
Solution - Get drunk.

Problem - Not sure what to buy somone a gift for Secret Santa.
Solution - Get a bottle of vodka. Get drunk, then buy them some chocolate.

Problem - Currently drunk. finding it difficult to walk and talk.
Solution - Get drunk, wear a pair of sunglasses, and fake it til you make it.
 
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I don't like American style lemonade, but I really love lemon added to foods. It goes well on fish, it's amazing as a sauce, and I even use it as the acid in my mayonnaise recipe.

But I can definitely understand it's not for everyone.
 
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Problem - I am sober.
Solution - Get drunk.

Problem - feel socially anxious in a club/party/etc
Solution - Get drunk.

Problem - Wife left me, took the kids, the dogs and the furniture.
Solution - Get drunk.

Problem - Not sure what to buy somone a gift for Secret Santa.
Solution - Get a bottle of vodka. Get drunk, then buy them some chocolate.

Problem - Currently drunk. finding it difficult to walk and talk.
Solution - Get drunk, wear a pair of sunglasses, and fake it til you make it.
Have fun while your liver screams for its life... Also, I don't see how being sober is a problem.
 
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Problem - I am sober.
Solution - Get drunk.

Problem - feel socially anxious in a club/party/etc
Solution - Get drunk.

Problem - Wife left me, took the kids, the dogs and the furniture.
Solution - Get drunk.

Problem - Not sure what to buy somone a gift for Secret Santa.
Solution - Get a bottle of vodka. Get drunk, then buy them some chocolate.

Problem - Currently drunk. finding it difficult to walk and talk.
Solution - Get drunk, wear a pair of sunglasses, and fake it til you make it.

I don't have a drinking problem. I drink, I get drunk, I fall down. No problem!
 
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I don’t know. Real apples are my favorite fruit but for some reason I hate apple flavored candies. Candied apples? Good because it’s an actual apple. Green apple skittles? I hate them and I miss the lime! Apple juice? I drank it a lot as a kid but I hate it now.
 
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I don’t know. Real apples are my favorite fruit but for some reason I hate apple flavored candies. Candied apples? Good because it’s an actual apple. Green apple skittles? I hate them and I miss the lime! Apple juice? I drank it a lot as a kid but I hate it now.
I was allergic to raw apples as a child, but I don't mind the taste of apple-flavored lemonade. My favorite lemonade is the classic orange Fanta.
Oh yes! It’s usually my top favorite flavor in sweets. Gummies, skittles, fruit chews, jello. It, lime, and orange are the holy trinity of fruit flavors in my opinion. I also hold a soft spot for blue raspberry.
Strawberry is my favorite taste. Orange is close behind.
 
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I was allergic to raw apples as a child
I’m sorry. I didn’t know that. :(

My favorite lemonade is the classic orange Fanta.
While not the same brand, I love Sunkist and orange sodas like it (Fanta included). It’s my favorite drink ever but I can’t drink too much of it without getting slightly addicted or getting a sugar rush and acting a bit crazy.
 
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I’m sorry. I didn’t know that. :(
No problem. No harm done.
While not the same brand, I love Sunkist and orange sodas like it (Fanta included). It’s my favorite drink ever but I can’t drink too much of it without getting slightly addicted or getting a sugar rush and acting a bit crazy.
In Finland, we also have a drink like Fanta called Jaffa.

Have you had a fun Christmas?
 
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