Random Messages 16: This Thread Is A Cursed Mall Area with Tables

[ReturnofMCH]

WelcoME back to madness
Also: spell of the unown is best movie, fite me.

 

[ZinnLav]

Also: spell of the unown is best movie, fite me.

Nah your name is a much better movie.
Maccas carpark 2am?

 

[Rainbow Cloud]

WelcoME back to madness
Also: spell of the unown is best movie, fite me.

Spell of the Unown is good but The Power of One is the best movie

Spoiler

 

[Blaine.]

ME could defeat Goku. I can elaborate

 

[Maniacal Engineer]

ME could defeat Goku. I can elaborate

Not necessary. This is a statement of fact.

 

[Blaine.]

Yeah, because ME is shown to be a master shapeshifter, being able to adapt to anything he transforms to. And by adapt, I mean perfectly utilize their skills and powers. He also has survived many, many multiverses exploding. Plus, he has so much stamina, he could fight for well over 57261 years and still remain active. Combining that with the fact he defeated Chuck Norris and Segata Sanshiro. At the same time. He also has

Caught up to Usain Bolt in a race in less than .000000071 seconds.
Won an arm-wrestling match again The World's Strongest Man Mark Henry.
And pinned Superman for a three count at The Superbowl.

I can continue.

 

[Maniacal Engineer]

and he did it all while completely drunk.

 

[Blaine.]

ME has a special power called Drunken Fury. Even the smell of alcohol can fuel him up. However, while intoxicated, he has some weaknesses. He can get heartburn, which can be infuriating. However, let's take a look at his final form


Super Mega Antichrist ME has the power to destroy the Milky Way Galaxy in a tap. He also

Can sing better than Freddie Mercury
Jump Higher than Mario
Beat Arceus and Catch Him in a Pokeball
and even did my homework

 

[Rainbow Cloud]

ME defeated an army of Daleks and prevented a Borg Invasion.

ME's predecessor Random Punster was originally behind the Dalek attack too though

 

[Maniacal Engineer]

Yeah, but the Daleks killed him, so he kinda got what he deserved...

 

[ReturnofMCH]

oh god, then he hijacked you and got defeated by a really bad at his job doctor.

 

[Maniacal Engineer]

Yeah, that was fun.

Then he took over again and caused a massive war in this section, resulting in a botched Regeneration where I split into 10 MEs. What a laugh that was...

 

[Blaine.]

ME can split himself into 10, and he doesn't lose any power. So it's basically 10 Fully Powered ME's. Plus defeating the Daleks who were lead by someone who knew him the most. And stopped the grand Borg Invasion. He is immensely strong and has great manipulation and strategic skills. But what if he get's swayed to the evil side.

ME's Evil side is so evil, it made High School Math

 

[Rainbow Cloud]

ME could have stopped the Borg Invasion earlier though, we lost most of our fleet at the battle of DarthWolf 359.

 

[Maniacal Engineer]

Well, sometimes I need to remind y’all just how much you need ME.
Speaking of, go watch my Platinum LP. I battled Cynthia in the episode that debuted today:

 

[Blaine.]

ME doesn't get involved unless he needs to. The battle of DarthWolf 359 was unimportant. Goes to show y'all how weak you are

 

[Rainbow Cloud]

I survived ok, if I hadn't valiantly leapt into the Escape Pod and hit the get me out of here button before the battle began I probably wouldn't have made it

 

[MegaPod]

Escape Pod

OKAY!!!

*rolls away at top speed*

 

[Maniacal Engineer]

Through space, no less.

 

[Rainbow Cloud]

Rolling around at the speed of sound, got places to go, gotta follow my rainbow!