Random Messages 16: This Thread Is A Cursed Mall Area with Tables

[Maniacal Engineer]

feels stupid and punches himself in the head to make up for it

I feel like an idiot right now... And my head feels like it's gonna split... I'm stronger than I thought...

No worries. It’s an easy mistake to make.

 

[FinnishPokéFan92]

No worries. It’s an easy mistake to make.

lights a menorah for ME

 

[Maniacal Engineer]

lights a menorah for ME

Spoiler

 

[Snowy]

DOUBLE WHAT?!

Christmas just doesn’t mean anything to me, and hasn’t for over 2 decades. Sorry.

You're looking a little skinny there, Eevee. Want some Christmas spirit to fill you up

I wish. I really wish i was looking a little skinny.

 

[FinnishPokéFan92]

Christmas just doesn’t mean anything to me, and hasn’t for over 2 decades. Sorry.

That's weird and kinda sad. Why?

I wish. I really wish i was looking a little skinny.

starts eating the ham himself while patting Eevee's belly

 

[Snowy]

That's weird and kinda sad. Why?

no real reason. It’s just not important to me. No holiday is.

starts eating the ham himself while patting Eevee's belly

I’m not a pandaren!

... no one on this forum is going to get that joke, are they?!

 

[FinnishPokéFan92]

no real reason. It’s just not important to me. No holiday is.

That's... unfortunate. I love being with family and friends during important holidays.

I’m not a pandaren!

... no one on this forum is going to get that joke, are they?!

Not me at least. Sorry.

shakes Eevee's tummy

 

[LazySpy]

I’m not a pandaren!

... no one on this forum is going to get that joke, are they?!

'You... Will... Answer... For your crimes!!!!"

 

[Maniacal Engineer]

I have no crimes to answer for.
they are all self-explanatory.

 

[Snowy]

I have no crimes to answer for.
they are all self-explanatory.

So you don’t think you should be... pun-ished?

 

[FinnishPokéFan92]

So you don’t think you should be... pun-ished?

Don't try the compete with the local pun master. You won't win.

 

[Snowy]

That's... unfortunate. I love being with family and friends during important holidays.

Is this a bad time to point out that I'm using my broken car as an excuse not to spend time with the family this year?

Don't try the compete with the local pun master. You won't win.

But I already have.

Spoiler

 

[spacesoft2001]

hngh.... crawls out of grave im sorry for b eing gone

XP

Is this a bad time to point out that I'm using my broken car as an excuse not to spend time with the family this year?

holy shit you can drive?

 

[Snowy]

holy shit you can drive?

I... uh...

I can. Why do you ask?

 

[FinnishPokéFan92]

Is this a bad time to point out that I'm using my broken car as an excuse not to spend time with the family this year?

Probably. There are other methods of transport.

tickles Eevee

 

[Eeveely]

I... uh...

I can. Why do you ask?

I thought only leafeon can drive

 

[Snowy]

Probably. There are other methods of transport.

My brother lives about 120km (74.5 miles) away so...

To be honest, If I went, I'd probably end up sitting in the corner, not eating anything (because diet), and spending time on Bulbagarden or something.

 

[Maniacal Engineer]

So you don’t think you should be... pun-ished?

Absolutely not. Sending me to the punitentiary is a cruel and unusual punishment. Besides, I’m already pun-stoppable, so you’d have difficulty punning me down, anyway.

Don't try the compete with the local pun master. You won't win.

This is true. After all, when it comes to wordplay, I’m a pundit.

But I already have.

Hmmmmmm...seems like Win network is a regional thing, so:

View: https://youtube.com/watch?v=qHAHEhhJisk

 

[FinnishPokéFan92]

My brother lives about 120km (74.5 miles) away so...

To be honest, If I went, I'd probably end up sitting in the corner, not eating anything (because diet), and spending time on Bulbagarden or something.

Okay. Fair enough. Just remember that what you eat is only a part of the weight losing process. You also need to exercise in order to effectively shed some kilos.

 

[Maniacal Engineer]

I should eat more vegetables.