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Random Messages 16: This Thread Is A Cursed Mall Area with Tables

What is your favorite curse?


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Truth is in the eye of the beholder, chibi. I never tell the truth because I don't believe there is such a thing. :p
my friend goes by the name Truth.
You know I can use it even if it's in small pieces?
Hops because I need all my recent RM posts to have the word hop in them.
*deletes the concept of the philosopher's stone out of every existence*
 
"Rainbow's Log: Stardate; a week last Thursday, maybe half one?

We appear to have once again been thrown back in time or into another reality, whatever time and reality means in this strange place?
Several users appear to be displaying odd symptoms of uncontrollable murderous rage, there is currently no explanation at present however investigations into the cause of this are currently ongoing." :D
 
"Rainbow's Log: Stardate; a week last Thursday, maybe half one?

We appear to have once again been thrown back in time or into another reality, whatever time and reality means in this strange place?
Several users appear to be displaying odd symptoms of uncontrollable murderous rage, there is currently no explanation at present however investigations into the cause of this are currently ongoing." :D
DAMN I TOLD YOU I CHANGED THAT REALITY!?!?
Hops, still procastinating on my jump training
 
Uses the aether to revive myself
Now I'll be known first to die! I'm sure that's even more special than NOT dying, my quest for identity has been fullfilled.
Hops after my success
 
The Dali Lama walks into a Pizza takeaway. He's behind a few people, and man is he hungry. He patiently waits as the line slowly moves forward and forward like ants around leaves. He can smell the melted cheese, the fresh tomato fragrance, the basil and perfectly cooked dough of the customer in front. The Dali Lama is so excited for his pizza, it's just one person to go! He's nearly there to order his pizza, he's shaking from anticipation, and he moves forward.

"Next please.;" says the man at the register.

The Dali Lama walks forward and looks at the overhead menu.He already knows what he wants, he's just choosing to delay the pleasure for maximum satisfaction.

"I'd like..." says the Dali Lama.

"You'd like...?"

"Can you make me one with everything?"

"Sir, this is a pizza shop joke, stolen by someone that knows bugger all about Buddhism. You can have what you like, hell, this is all off the cuff. Anything could happen if you read this far into the narrative of the joke. I'm just an imaginary man having a conversation an imaginary effigy of the Dali Lama. " says the man working the register

Then a donkey-dragon hybrid popped into existence and burned the whole shop down.
 
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