Random Messages 16: This Thread Is A Cursed Mall Area with Tables

[Pigrider09]

50% fat milk mmmmmmm

 

[Princess Viola]

do you know what they call french onion soup in france

onion soup

 

[Itsjustmudkipz]

As I said last time

Òñïôń śóûp

 

[Pigrider09]

Can I stab someone?

 

[Dubious Disc]

you can stab an onion and make onion soup

 

[Pigrider09]

No like a person. Who is stabbable.

 

[Handium]

Which Halloween style is that?

Gen 9

 

[toastghost]

you can stab an onion and make onion soup

why would you wanna stab such a nice boy as allister? i'm sure he wouldn't taste good anyway, he hangs around dead people all day.

 

[Dubious Disc]

i keep forgetting that Allister is just straight-up named after onions lol
is there even any thematic reason behind it?

 

[Pigrider09]

he's secretly Shrek. My grunkle works at gaym freek and confirmed this

 

[JollyYoshi]

How dare they hide information like that from us!

 

[Itsjustmudkipz]

he's secretly Shrek. My grunkle works at gaym freek and confirmed this

We’ve finally found out what’s under his mask!

 

[Princess Viola]

having to get the dumb onion boy in my copy of the game just because i needed the ice mommy

 

[toastghost]

wtf allister's great

 

[Princess Viola]

i dont like boys.

he's also like 12 and if there's one thing i hate worse than boys

it's children

/half joke

 

[toastghost]

looks like someone doesn't understand allister's gloomy aura and mysterious swag (also nonbinary allister is real and true)

 

[Pigrider09]

i dont like boys.

he's also like 12 and if there's one thing i hate worse than boys

it's children

/half joke

looks like someone doesn't understand allister's gloomy aura and mysterious swag (also nonbinary allister is real and true)

Weren't you two listening? Allister is Shrek. Come on pay attention.

 

[Princess Viola]

gardevoir is so cute and why does they look like this from the front

 

[Pigrider09]

Egg Egg egg

 

[Princess Viola]

the song chattanooga choo choo is bullshit

1. it could not be on track 29 because penn station only has 21 tracks

2. the real train did not depart about a quarter to four, it departed at 12:30 pm

3. you could not have your ham n eggs in carolina because the train did not pass through either of the carolinas