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RANDOM MESSAGES 15: Go Storm Area 51...you weirdos

What will you find in Area 51?


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I don't have any socks. This is my only account :p
My sockpuppet is some random guy you've never heard of. Goes by the name @Maniacal Engineer.

I just thought of something fabulous to sell at MegaPod Tower: alarm clocks made entirely out of garlic bread. Now your own breakfast can wake you up right on thyme! Don’t bother with pesky snooze buttons; just bite into the alarm clock for a tasty way to turn off the alarm. Buy NOW!!
YOU MONSTER! Think of the vampires!
 
*all the garlic bread alarm clocks in the shop begin going off very loudly all at once just as I’m settling into bed*

Aaaaugh! Why is this happening?!

*takes elevator down my tower and walks into the shop, then frantically tries to shut them off*

Oh, great, no snooze buttons...right...

*starts biting into each garlic bread clock one by one while the others continue ringing all around me*
 
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