Random Messages 16: This Thread Is A Cursed Mall Area with Tables

[Isaac the Investigator]

moves a bunch of barrels into the basement of RM

 

[toastghost]

imagine seeing this just walking towards you

Spoiler

 

[Cilantro]

I would begin to throw hands

 

[dig]

oh christmas tree
oh christmas tree
why do you taste of christmas cheese

your leaves so green at christmas time
but why green when not taste of lime?

oh christmas tree
oh christmas tree
why do you taste just like brie?

 

[ArrowTheArrow]

tries to think of something random to say

fails

realises that was completely random in its own right

Spoiler

 

[noworry]

i don't like brie.

 

[dig]

i don't like brie.

brie best cheese.

fight me irl

 

[noworry]

brie best cheese.

fight me irl

i'm afraid i can't fight anyone who doesn't realise mozzarella is best.

 

[toastghost]

i'm afraid i can't fight anyone who doesn't realise mozzarella is best.

look man, i'm sorry, but, white american or cheddar is the best

 

[Snowy]

Clear you're all wrong. Feta is the best cheese.

 

[noworry]

i will say, feta is a really good choice as well.

look man, i'm sorry, but, white american or cheddar is the best

plsss. i don't even know what a white american cheese would be.

 

[toastghost]

plsss. i don't even know what a white american cheese would be

you...
ohh
wait
was that a joke or do you actually not know what white american cheese

 

[Snowy]

plsss. i don't even know what a white american cheese would be.

According to Wikipedia "American cheese" is what the rest of the world calls plastic cheese.

American cheese - Wikipedia

en.wikipedia.org

 

[toastghost]

According to Wikipedia "American cheese" is what the rest of the world calls plastic cheese.

American cheese - Wikipedia

en.wikipedia.org

wow.
i eat plastic cheese.
fun.
still tastes good. especially melted on chips.

 

[Snowy]

I will admit that it has its uses. Weirdly enough, I actually prefer the plastic cheese in grilled cheese sandwiches. I think it's the way it melts... or more specifically, doesn't melt... that just works. Add a bit of promite (A less gross version of vegemite) and it just works.

 

[ArrowTheArrow]

My favourite cheeses are vintage cheddar (aged 12 months) and mozzarella.

 

[toastghost]

My favourite cheeses are vintage cheddar (aged 12 months) and mozzarella.

oh, we have a cheese enthusiast! come in, come in!

 

[ArrowTheArrow]

oh, we have a cheese enthusiast! come in, come in!

I do quite like cheese.
What are your favourites btw?

 

[Snowy]

Cheese is the food that makes other food worth eating.

 

[toastghost]

I do quite like cheese.
What are your favourites btw?

woah it's right here

look man, i'm sorry, but, white american or cheddar is the best