Random Messages 16: This Thread Is A Cursed Mall Area with Tables

[Maniacal Engineer]

See? I like cats better than dogs, since cats won’t wake you up in the middle of the night...well, except when Emma was a baby and was getting used to her new surroundings.

 

[Snowy]

See? I like cats better than dogs, since cats won’t wake you up in the middle of the night...well, except when Emma was a baby and was getting used to her new surroundings.

Dogs don't walk all over you in the middle of the night and then decide to sleep on your stomach, though.

My dog just woke me up because it was breakfast time

 

[Maniacal Engineer]

Dogs don't walk all over you in the middle of the night and then decide to sleep on your stomach, though.

Cats don’t do that either, if you keep your bedroom doors closed.

 

[Snowy]

Cats don’t do that either, if you keep your bedroom doors closed.

Keeping my bedroom door closed when I had Bruce was worse. He was a [censored] noisy little feline when he couldn't get in my room.

 

[Maniacal Engineer]

The cats don’t like that they can’t get into rooms that the humans are in. Emma will occasionally squeak loudly about it, but it isn’t nearly as loud or booming as a dog’s barking, and is easily dealt with by squirting water in the direction of the door.

 

[Snowy]

The cats don’t like that they can’t get into rooms that the humans are in. Emma will occasionally squeak loudly about it, but it isn’t nearly as loud or booming as a dog’s barking, and is easily dealt with by squirting water in the direction of the door.

I'll take Jaina's barking over Bruce's meowing any day

 

[Maniacal Engineer]

Well that’s just silly.

 

[Snowy]

Well that’s just silly.

A cat's meow is like your boss yelling at you for missing an important deadline.

A dog's bark is like your security system telling you there is someone there

 

[Maniacal Engineer]

A cat's meow is like your boss yelling at you for missing an important deadline.

A dog's bark is like your security system telling you there is someone there

Nope.

A cat’s meow is them trying to get your attention.
A dog’s loud, booming, and obnoxious bark is because they saw a squirrel and got excited.

 

[Snowy]

Nope.

A cat’s meow is them trying to get your attention.
A dog’s loud, booming, and obnoxious bark is because they saw a squirrel and got excited.

You forgot to mention how a cat's meow is extremely demanding, though


Either way, I prefer dogs over cats because dogs are extremely loving and loyal. This dog will pop up to comfort me whenever I'm upset or annoyed. I'm pretty sure there is a moment in my Shield Let's Play where I mentioned my dog popping up to comfort me because I got annoyed at something

 

[Maniacal Engineer]

I mean, yeah. Cats meowing are generally trying to demand your attention. Nothing wrong with that. Don’t have a pet if you aren’t going to pay attention to it.

 

[Snowy]

I mean, yeah. Cats meowing are generally trying to demand your attention. Nothing wrong with that. Don’t have a pet if you aren’t going to pay attention to it.

No. I mean... there's a difference between demanding your attention, and a cat's meow which is like your boss yelling at you.

 

[Maniacal Engineer]

No. I mean... there's a difference between demanding your attention, and a cat's meow which is like your boss yelling at you.

I disagree. The cats are both well aware of who the boss is in my house.

 

[Snowy]

I disagree. The cats are both well aware of who the boss is in my house.

Mine was aware of who was boss in our house too. He was. No matter how much we tried to tell him otherwise

 

[Maniacal Engineer]

Mine was aware of who was boss in our house too. He was. No matter how much we tried to tell him otherwise

I mean, they’re not the boss in my house...which is not to say I’m the boss, because, as much as I might pretend to be the boss, if my wife really feels like it, she can override any decision I make.
Somehow, some way, she always seems to convince me to change my mind when she feels like it. Couldn’t tell you how she does it.

 

[Snowy]

Oh speaking of boss of the house.

When I was a teen, my brother had this parrot... lorikeet or something... and the bird was definitely in charge. She knew how to boss us, the dogs AND the cat around.

 

[Blaine.]

Motivation is false

 

[Maniacal Engineer]

Oh speaking of boss of the house.

When I was a teen, my brother had this parrot... lorikeet or something... and the bird was definitely in charge. She knew how to boss us, the dogs AND the cat around.

Well, yes. Birds are always the bosses of their houses, assuming there is one in the house. That’s just a given.

 

[Snowy]

Why am I awake?

 

[Vulpix037]

Spoiler: Its a trap!

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