Random Messages 16: This Thread Is A Cursed Mall Area with Tables

[Maniacal Engineer]

No technology is purr-fect. You can't anticipate every pawsibility.

Uhhhhhhhh...we’re talking about ME here. METech is, in fact, completely flawless and invulnerable to everything and every contingency.
I’m not the First Galactic Empire. I don’t make mistakes, and you’re barking mad if you think I do.

 

[FinnishPokéFan92]

RM 16: The Corona-free Zone

 

[Maniacal Engineer]

RM 16: The Corona-free Zone

Nope. Sorry. Coronavirus is officially in my neighborhood, so...

 

[FinnishPokéFan92]

Nope. Sorry. Coronavirus is officially in my neighborhood, so...

But your neighborhood isn't here, right?

 

[Maniacal Engineer]

But your neighborhood isn't here, right?

If I’m here and I’m in my neighborhood...

 

[FinnishPokéFan92]

If I’m here and I’m in my neighborhood...

Corona can't spread through an internet thread, though.

 

[Maniacal Engineer]

Corona can't spread through an internet thread, though.

Thank goodness.

 

[FinnishPokéFan92]

Thank goodness.

So there. It's just like I said: this thread is free of Corona.

 

[Snowy]

RM 16: The Corona-free Zone

I'm okay with making this a beer free zone.

(Corona is a brand of beer in Australia)

 

[Maniacal Engineer]

Corona is a brand of beer everywhere, Snowy, and it’s really not good.

 

[Snowy]

I wouldn't know. I've had... a total of two beers, I think... since I became old enough to drink. And both of them were nearly a decade and a half ago.

 

[Maniacal Engineer]

It’s lousy. Trust me.

 

[FinnishPokéFan92]

I'm okay with making this a beer free zone.

Me too.

I wouldn't know. I've had... a total of two beers, I think... since I became old enough to drink. And both of them were nearly a decade and a half ago.

It’s lousy. Trust me.

I've never had beer period. I've sworn myself off from alcoholic drinks since childhood.

 

[Snowy]

I've never had beer period. I've sworn myself off from alcoholic drinks since childhood.

To be honest, there are only about 3 or 4 alcoholic drinks I actually enjoy, the rest I find gross... and of course, I do use beer and red wine for cooking purposes. But yeah, I mostly don't like it because I don't like the effects it can have on the body and mind.

 

[ThatAsianInTheCorner]

eggs

 

[DawningWinds]

I'm okay with making this a beer free zone

I am as well.

 

[Maniacal Engineer]

Unfortunately for all of y'all, I'm not okay with making this a beer free zone. Especially with tomorrow being Pi Day.
So, outlawing beer is prohibited.

 

[DawningWinds]

What does tomorrow being 3.14159... day have to do with whether or not we allow beer in Random Messages?

 

[ArrowTheArrow]

*Summons chocolate because it's not 2021 yet*

 

[DawningWinds]

I restarted my phone because it was being slow and now Chrome is showing tabs differently than before. I quite liked being able to group tabs and having them in a convenient array. Now I have to scroll through and the only way to reorder them is to close one, open a new one, and go back to the page.