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Karisse

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Rofl. I like to feel the breeze on my arms. Cool air is awesome. xD

Also, for reliable methods of defense, bite them or kick them in the balls. Whether they are male or female, both methods are painful.
See? Short-sleeves da bess. D:

... as someone who lacks physical strength, I prefer the "equalizer" method of dealing with thugs. pew pew #crazyredneckrightwingmilitiafreakracistxenophobeinb4politicsetcetcetc


I said it before and I'm sticking to my guns spoons; crime is greatly exaggerated on the news because violence = ratings.
(and, well, you can't blame them. Violence is fun :D)

The best defense is just to walk confidentially, I think.
It's also a good way of getting into places you don't belong in but that's illegal so I never posted this!
I guess you have a point with that. ._.;

You confident SOB you. :p
 

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Hey man, you don't have to be strong to bite or kick someone. Especially in the balls, because even the slightest hit hurts apparently.
 

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Hey man, you don't have to be strong to bite or kick someone. Especially in the balls, because even the slightest hit hurts apparently.
it's true

Still, I'd just rather cling to the arm of a strong, experienced city-dweller play it safe. ;_; I'm a wuss, I know.
 

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...maybe I really am going to me Mega Man....

I guess you dont need a arm cannon to change people life's right?
 

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#crazyredneckrightwingmilitiafreakracistxenophobeinb4politicsetcetcetc
I lol'd more than I should have
(I had a hard time reading that many words without spaces :V)
 

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Hey man, you don't have to be strong to bite or kick someone. Especially in the balls, because even the slightest hit hurts apparently.
it's true

Still, I'd just rather cling to the arm of a strong, experienced city-dweller play it safe. ;_; I'm a wuss, I know.

Well, everyone feels that way unless you actually have some sort of fighting experience. I have zero fighting experience, but if anyone tries to grab me without warning and they don't have a weapon or it doesn't end up saving my life or something, they're getting kicked.
 

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Well, everyone feels that way unless you actually have some sort of fighting experience. I have zero fighting experience, but if anyone tries to grab me without warning and they don't have a weapon or it doesn't end up saving my life or something, they're getting kicked.
... how the frick do you make good points so often? :V
 

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You're Scotch-Korean! You don't make a wee bit o sense!
 

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Well, everyone feels that way unless you actually have some sort of fighting experience. I have zero fighting experience, but if anyone tries to grab me without warning and they don't have a weapon or it doesn't end up saving my life or something, they're getting kicked.
... how the frick do you make good points so often? :V

I dunno~ I get asked this question often. xDD
 

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I has experience of the thing we call fighting. I'm not very good but all you need is one cheap shot like Mookini says. It's not like most robbers/etc are MMA trained.
 

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I has experience of the thing we call fighting. I'm not very good but all you need is one cheap shot like Mookini says. It's not like most robbers/etc are MMA trained.

Rofl. I'm still being called this. xDD
 

Karisse

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Gaga, fighting? o.o somehow I imagine him being elegant and graceful with his ball-kicks
 

Mokoniki

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Lol. A graceful and elegant fighter reminds me of Zhang He from the Dynasty Warriors series. If anyone here even plays that. :p
 
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