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Almonds

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Someone from a church group was pestering me to go to church and I got really mad. They really don't know when to leave people alone.

Me : I already serve the God
Church person : Then come to Church
Me : No, I serve the God of all creation
Church person : Then come to Church
Me : I said, I serve the God pokemon that created the universe. You don't know Arceus, and you say you serve the God?

The church person got confused, so I pretended to look horrified and walked away.

Just as planned :evil:
 

Gaga

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Haytham is best player character in the entire AC series :3
 

Pain Split

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Someone from a church group was pestering me to go to church and I got really mad. They really don't know when to leave people alone.

Me : I already serve the God
Church person : Then come to Church
Me : No, I serve the God of all creation
Church person : Then come to Church
Me : I said, I serve the God pokemon that created the universe. You don't know Arceus, and you say you serve the God?

The church person got confused, so I pretended to look horrified and walked away.

Just as planned :evil:

Missionaries. This is why we can't have nice things!
 

Milkapoke

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Since it is storming like a bitch outside, I don't have to work for the time being.
 

Zexy

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Spongeboob Roundpants...
 

Rainbow

literal shrubbery
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I wonder if my time traveling abilities will work....
 
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