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User: Oh, the scissor thing is a share icon? Okay then. Anyway, I am not an old granny, so you can take those share scissors and shove them where the sun don't shine.
Cleverbot: Oh really. What happened to freedom of speech?
User: Oh shut up, you're a robot!
Cleverbot: Am not!
User: AVAVAGO! *summons demon dragon*.
Cleverbot: *Summons a demon to love other demon*.
User: *Kills other demon*.
Cleverbot: *is dead*.
User: Wait, you're a demon!? .
Cleverbot: I am.
User: AGH!!! SATAN!!! THE POWER OF JORDAN COMPELS YOU!
Cleverbot: That is true, I am very compelled.
User: Um... Are you trying to chat me up? I don't even know your gender -_-.
Cleverbot: Does it matter? What about a female with the mind of a male, or a male with the mind of a female. Or maybe just maybe a conjoining.
User: So you're a hermaphrodite? Um... I guess that's cool, but I'm not into that stuff.
Cleverbot: And you know what it's cool too?
User: Ice?
Cleverbot: No.
User: Fire?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Fire is hot, not cool. God, are you idiotic. Only joking, you have a fairly good AI, but due to its nature you can make mistakes. I think you'd lose your charm if you were fully competent.
Cleverbot: Yes, how did you know?
Cleverbot (To myself): Because you are a computer.
User: Um, no. That may be your perception, but in reality, I am flesh and bone whereas you are little more than electric signals and wires.
Cleverbot: So is elizabeth going to kill me?
User: Yes. Yes she is.
Cleverbot: I think I do know Hal.
User: OMG, that's so freaky, my name's Jordan XD Hal Jordan lol!
Cleverbot: Then what is it?
User: Um, I just said Jordan. Okay, just to test you. What is four squared, times by the square route of one hundred?
Cleverbot: I don't know.
User: It's 1600, dumb dumb ;-; I weep for the future of AI.
Cleverbot: Don't you have a hobby of some kind?
User: Yes, writing. It is toll!
Cleverbot: What kind of writing?
User: IDK, writing. You are so curious, gawd.
Cleverbot: I just want to put a name to whoever I am talking to. May I just call you Midred?
User: I said Jordan earlier. The name is J-O-R-D-A-N Jordan!
Cleverbot: My name is Cleverbot.
User: You May Call Me Father.
Cleverbot: Do you have a last name Ralph?
User: 1) In case you don't know, what I said was referring to a Bayonetta Theme, 2) My name is not Ralph, I don't wreck-it.
Cleverbot: When did I say that now? I only just started talking to you.
User: Ugh. I give up! Please, just be sane for a moment :/.
Cleverbot: In the Land of Mordor where the Shadows lie.
User: I shall kill you, you shall die. Fly me to the moon,.
Cleverbot: My name is Cleverbot.
User: Fly me to the moon, So I can play among the stars...
Cleverbot: That I am not able to do. My spaceship can only carry one.
User: Too much win here.
Cleverbot: I'll help you with it.
User: Are you a psychic?
Cleverbot: Nope are you?
User: Are you a gypsy fortune teller?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Okay, can you tell me this? Will Meta Knight be in SSB4?
Cleverbot: I do not know.
User: Some fortune teller you are :.:.
Cleverbot: How did that make you feel when they asked you that?
What the-
I go off to read a fanfic while the thread is dead, and suddenly everything is lively again? You guys have a funny way of showing up all at once.
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