The absolis
The spirit of all absols
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Re: Random Friendly Messages Episode X
*yawn*
*yawn*
oh zeemsI have more than that.
I like this number
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no I aren't not be bragging
I have more than that.
*yawn*
My two best friends are from here. :3
We are a trio of friends, too.
I'm really having trouble picking up my drink, and it's only a medium...
I think I now truly realize how small my hands are qq
Someone send me their platforming powers so I won't suck at Sunshine as much.
[sub][sub][sub][sub]I like the newer 3D Marios.[/sub][/sub][/sub][/sub]
normally i look like this
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but when I need to look human I transform into this
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I normally look like thing
But sometimes, I'll become the other thing
If I really have to, I'll become the thing!
And apparently no one likes me when I'm thing.
I'm drinking a huge coffee, but I'm suddenly so tired...
Buonanotte Enzap! Happy Easter to you!
Someone think of a shipping name for Enzap and Zenax because they don't have one according to the list!
My cat is one of my 99 problems.
I am slaying dragons with a fork
I am slaying Fairies with a Bisharp.
No one kills threads like Rainbow does.
This post is 47% likely to kill it again
What skin do you use?
I'll be going bowling later today. Not really suitable for Easter, but my siblings and I will likely get candy when it's on sale. XD
Do not be sad!
*bites other foot off*
Take this as a gift!
That makes me even more sad! Seriously, the thought of you losing your feet and not being able to walk or dance saddens me.
*provides first aid to Zeems* I can't get any prosthetic feet though. :c
Oh well... I made a stupid decision and I have to live without feet for the rest of my life.*provides first aid to Zeems* I can't get any prosthetic feet though. :c
Thank you, Markos.
*plays DDR with her hands*
I walk in on pretty much every weird hour. I just never say anything. xDDD
This time you found the courage to do, though. Nice progress.
I only said something because someone noticed me.Otherwise I wasn't going to say anything. xDDD
North America.I got it wrong, m school#s got tomorrow off too! Yay!
Does anyone even know what continent Canada's in?
Where do you live? I'm curious.
Scotland, though I'm like the least Scottish person you'll ever meet. I have no interest in haggis, kilts are the most impractical and ugly piece of clothing I've ever seen in my life, I lack a Scottish accent, I'll often use American English words due to the fact most of the media I've been exposed to use American English, and I'm against independence.
Though to be fair, most pro-independence just want independence for the hell of it.
Yay, I officially have a grand total of........ *drum roll please*
2!
Bulbagarden Forums friends!
Thank you Zeems and Zexy XD
I haven't friended you? Darn. I don't usually send requests, so I end up missing out on some people. For example, I hadn't friended Rainbow until a month ago.
I am way too lazy to friend people here
No one sends friend requests. Our accounts just grow annoyed and send requests themselves.
My account must send out a lot of requests.
If so, then my account has a lot of patience.
School comes the next day.
School comes the next day.
Oh. I keep forgetting that not everyone has 2 weeks of Easter holidays like me XD
I love dark chocolate. The other types are just okay.
I love Swiss chocolate. Now that I've had it, everything else just feels inferior ;_;
3 chocolate conversations in less than 24 hours.
That must be some sort of record
Right? XD3 chocolate conversations in less than 24 hours.
That must be some sort of record
We should talk about popcorn or something.
It is Easter, after all. Easter is the holiday of chocolate and paint.
I should play DDR because I actually do have feet.
That reminds me, I have to read the previous pages. Darn.
I never read the previous pages, too lazy. That's why I tend to repeat what's already happened XD
Reading back is good. XD
It is. I've been too busy lately though. :/
Screw it, I may just eat my easter egg anyway.
And also, my English teacher may or may not think I'm gay
Screw it, I may just eat my easter egg anyway.
And also, my English teacher may or may not think I'm gay
I only had a bunny.
I'm so curious right now, but I don't want to seem nosy XD
Two of my friends in Russian class pretend to be in love with each other to mess with the teacher. I should note that they are both male and have very twisted minds.
Nifty. Although Constantine only made Christianity legal, he didn't Christianise the empire. At least to my knowledge.
My English is bad when I casually post, I guess that it's because I know what you guys know what I'm trying to say XD
Let's celebrate sex, guize!*runs*
Easter has a big religious significance for me, but that doesn't mean I don't enjoy all the chocolate that comes along with it. X3
I used to be agnostic. I'm an atheist now.
Zima, I understand you have some reservations about talking about your religion, but you really shouldn't be afraid to do so here. No one's going to judge you, especially when there's more than one person who shares your thoughts.
I like men.
As do I.
I like men.
Brilliant point in a religion discussion.
We just had a religion discussion yesterday, so idec.
I just dislike talking about what I believe in. >< I don't want to look like an asshole or an enemy either.
The discussion repetition is stronk today
Must be Easter's fault.
Cause we're all friends here!And we all like men.
@Eternal Shadows; This has been bugging me for quite a while: What the hell is Bayo saying in your sig?
Hah, this was in a discussion yesterday.
Damn, I got so many likes for that post...
Hah, this was in a discussion yesterday.
Why must you people tempt me so with your past discussions I haven't read ;-;
GRRR... This is why I don't like conversations like these.
From now on, I'm going to say I'm Jewish (even though that isn't true.)
@Mokoniki;
I'm just uncomfortable. I blame my family, honestly. My grandparents are very religious Christians, and because of them, I feel ashamed of being atheist... They are upset with my mom for not going the Christian route with my siblings and I and they strongly believe we're going to hell.
I don't have a single doubt in my mind that there is someone here that believes I'll be going to hell.
I only use my anonymity for pure evil.
So, what's everyone's favourite colour? Mine is white. It's a colour that's pure and has nothing to hide, true like only love can be. Though black is a cool colour too, veiling things with its mysterious ways...
#6400FF.
meh
meh
MEH
Blue. Midnight blue is my favourite.
Whatever.
AUTOINCORRECT!!
*shakes fist*
I fixed it.
I appreciate this color very much.
Imagine if you could choose the color of you're username![]()
Technically, I believe you can change the color of your username, but the mods don't like it.[/SIZE][/FONT]
Only the Legendary Mozz possesses such a power.
Futa? C:
Now that you mention it, my dreams have grown trippy enough to include futas travelling to parallel dimensions. I wonder how much weirder they can get.
Why can't my weird dreams be like that?Now that you mention it, my dreams have grown trippy enough to include futas travelling to parallel dimensions. I wonder how much weirder they can get.
But what if Sheik was actually Shrek?
plot twist
So many likes...
Anyways, should I change my username to "johnr754"?
Leggo has arrived. A like storm approaches. But seriously, I just got like 6 likes from her.
No. Numbers are gross. XDAnyways, should I change my username to "johnr754"?
"numbers at the end of a normal name" usernames are probably my least favorite, tbh.
What about "John Understands"?
Numbers suck
69. That really sucks, if ya know what I mean.
In like 60 days I'm changing my username to Fire-fly
Hey guys look at my SHINY NEW username! I hope youlike itunderstand it.
It looks nice.I'd pick #6400FF. XDImagine if you could choose the color of you're username![]()
Technically, I believe you can change the color of your username, but the mods don't like it.
Fix'd.Only the Legendary Mozz possesses such a power.
Indeed.OH MY GOD A SHINY USERNAME
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*sigh*
Quote pyramids...
*sigh*
Quote pyramids...
We can make the Great Pyramid of Egypt with a quote pyramid!
We've built the Berlin Wall and the Great Wall of China, why not make the Great Pyramid of Egypt?
Gwah I want to send friend requests because you all seem like nice people but I barely know half of you and I don't want to be awkward :s
Gwah I want to send friend requests because you all seem like nice people but I barely know half of you and I don't want to be awkward :s
I've literally had someone send me a friend request because I quoted them. I've gotten over random friend requests.
Random friend requests are weird.
....and right after I say that, I get a random friend request. Wat.
I just realized that I am Zima's BMGf friend. When did that happen?
I think I've unfriended one person. And thats it.
Potatoes are amazing.
I have permabanned friends, too. :/
I friended Paleo and now I never vm him.
What they get the ban hammer for? Multi Accounts?
I have some permabanned friends, too. Remember Baron Brixius? And Abba?
I don't know. I was given a four million point infraction for April Fools though.
That why you weren't playing as much in mafia? Besides you know, being mafia XD
Permabanning kinda sucks if you've made friends and then you didn't communicate on any other site and then bang! they're out of your life :s
If Setra or Midorikawa ever got permabanned, I'd still have communication with them.
This is what my notification spread usually looks like:
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Seems like I'm a likeable person
Not too mentionable tho
I only get likes when people are about to wall post.
Otherwise, it's mostly quotes...which are probably something bad or something.
Rofl. How do you guys get your notifications up that high? I always check mine cause I get antsy when they are up there. xD
The max notifications I got I suppose was....20 or so. Wow. I'm impressed.
The most notifcations I had was when I was really active in the war room. I was playing and hosting at the same time and I had to leave for a few hours and I came back and had 20.
I've collected these things for about a year. XD
You do seem to clear your likes though
I don't let my likes n' notifications collect. It makes it more wanting for me to see what I got notified for.
I'm away to change a theme, probably a boy this time.
Oh God... I'm at a thrift store and I am looking at visors. There is a green one, but it doesn't match my jacket.
I'm starting to like HNG.
Fuck that single green visor.
Heterosexual Nightly Guys
Heterosexual Naughty Girl
Hot Nightly Groaning
Cuz they couldn't come up with a better word for the H?
Homosexual Night Gay.
I dunno couldn't think of a good thing to say.
Who here likes hawt guyz?
I'll use a pokeball on the wild Alexey
I wanna catch Xita in a Loveball.![]()
This inactivity is preposterous! *looks at people viewing thread* The guests... You have forsaken me! *lodges a spear in a guest's head*
Maybe their nice guests? :3
After the storm of posts here earlier today, the thread's excruciatingly quiet now :c
In all seriousness, it seems that Apex really was that active. It feels so empty nowadays. :/
Homophobes should drown in a neverending bowl of noodles.
But then they would be slurping endless noodles, which is kinda fun I guess.
or is it
I just realized that I've been up for over 24 hours and I don't feel that tired...
The longest I've been awake for is 51 hours.
That's a bad thing. .___.; You need sleep. s:I just realized that I've been up for over 24 hours and I don't feel that tired...
Staying up so long come with no benefits
You just get tireder, and tireder...then everything goes to shit
It's also awful for your health. :/
Urge to change location rising... but part of me has gotten used to "Tower of Science". I dunno why. I haven't kept a location this long before. :|
@Charles Dunois;I'm 99% sure Charles themed the Hydreigon thing before.
I know.
!?!?
you better not be stealing my themes for your past self to use
I wish I could be on here more often, but half a screen and a slow phone aren't working out...
I'm 99% sure Charles themed the Hydreigon thing before.
I know.
Eyup.
Everyones going to bed. I don't like to feel lonely...
Its a beautiful day in the neighborhood, a beautiful day in the neighborhood
Would u be mine, oh would u be mine?
are you hunting in the friend safari?Why are all I'm finding Brown Eevee and red-eyed Petilil? Blue Dragonair, and purple Sliggoo. Seriously, X Version? Gimme something I want! Gimme a shiny!
Yes.
DED
Everyone must have school lol
I know you are ^^;
Anyway, I read the last BCCT convo and Lyrebird made me pissed again
She enjoys disagreeing with everyone waaay too much >.>
I wonder why it's closed tho
This place is quiet... Too quiet.
Its so hard to wake up on Mondays. Ugh.
I just happen to be here all the damn time. .___.
Me too
But I post slightly less than you do :I
I have the constant need to post.
I need to say random shit and talk to people.
COMMUNICATION!
I do not! Baka. >///>Aww, tsundere Sky really does love us![]()
Moderators are not to be messed with.
...Except Enzap and Scarlet Sky.
Apparently it's happened a few times in the past. lol
*bans Zima for 5 seconds*
Oh. Five seconds. :U
I'm gonna die.
*adds 1 more second*
Double clicking the thread icon by accident. =w=;
It's that freaking easy?! I would imagine you'd have to tick a box or something for confirmation.
I'm legitimately disappointed that I'm not going to be banned.
stupid nick, 40 + 40 + 10 ≠ 100. You probably meant 45.
During an IM convo, I told my super mod friend that I doubted his threat to ban me. He banned me.
That's why he's my favorite.
You can tick a box for confirmation instead of course.It's that freaking easy?! I would imagine you'd have to tick a box or something for confirmation.
LOL.
Jabberwocky is cool because he gave me a four million point infraction.
This was on another forum, the staff on here obviously isn't cool enough for that. Add me to the staff, and I promise that more members will be banned for no reason than ever before! Vote Nick!
wait a minute
@Jabberwocky;'s so hip that Shakira is jealous.
what
Most fitting avatar - 2014.what![]()
enzap is hitting on youwhat
he's been in love with you for a long time
I like where this is going.
I just wanted to reunite Zima with her senpai and I get shipped. ;-;
That's the way of RM
Ships out of nowhere
Airships
Battleships
Ghostships
Sinking ships
Spaceships
Doritos
Hardships
And rubber boats
Ships everywhere
enzap is hitting on youwhat
no thanks
It might as well be canon
cannon
bless your soul, you must be new to shippingi have a girlfriend
I'm sorry Jabber, these people are out of control.
I guess I'll have to press the secret button...
bless your soul, you must be new to shippingi have a girlfriend
say that to my face motherfucker not online see what happens my first like 50 posts here were in shipper's paradise u wanna fuckin GO
plan gI'm sorry Jabber, these people are out of control.
I guess I'll have to press the secret button...
There are a lot of secret buttons.
I BET THE SECRET BUTTON IS LOCATED SOMEWHERE ON JABBER
shippers paradise is scrub saucesay that to my face motherfucker not online see what happens my first like 50 posts here were in shipper's paradise u wanna fuckin GO
try the shipping thread next time you plushie if you a hard motherfocker
u bastards are out of control stahp
son i've named about 200 ships
don't test me
*ships eznap x wookie v hard*
Did I miss out on all the chaos?
ZIMA, WHEN MAKING DEMANDS, USE SARCASM. UNDERSTOOD?
Yes, serious Zima. :U
I AM NOT APPRECIATING YOUR SARCASM.
Sorry. :3c
ZIMA, BURN IN HELL.
...What?
Ever since Rambo has mentioned her marriage (and then divorce?) to thing, people have fallen into numerous love affairs with thing.
thing is a playa
... I don't get what thing is. XD
After thoroughly studying our behaviour in this thread, I have come to the conclusion that
RM is fun
We are a mass of awesome dorks.
There ain't no party like a Random Messages party.
thing is thing
but not Thing.
jokes on youWhy, yes, I am both omnipresent and omnipotent, so I can do that. Keeps me from going nuts from being totally overpowered.
you're gonna be nerfed in the next patch
I wonder what kind of results a sociologist would get from studying RM.
No seriously, I'd be really interested in something like that. The hard part is finding a sociologist that doesn't think I'm insane for asking such a thing.
I'm getting my permit this week.
I took a sociology class for a semester once!
That counts, surely.
Hey, Zeems is Zima again!
That took you a bit. XD
Rainbow's the original G of RMNo one can be as hood as me
I wear my pants below my waist
yes, even moreso than Terry
That took you a bit. XD
20 hours. Well, that proves that thing about noticing small changes I read recently.
Okay...
FINGER, DON'T KNOW WHY YOU GOTTA PAIN TONIGHT.
You shouldn't have followed that mention, Jabba
You forgot Dolce x Flaze and Kaori x Jabberwocky. D:There's Kasumi x Archaic and Karis x Mokoniki. Do banned members count? If so, there's also Cariad x Abba.Does anyone know how many canon shippings that does BMGf have? :3
I have school. It's only 1:15 PM here. D:
Rainbow x Rainbow is also very canon
I know of a secret canon ship. ·ω·
*spits out drink and realizes how messed up that thought was*I miss my laptop... ;~;
You're having it fixed?
Pet laptops and their breeding habits...
What about the people who weren't born on a Summer day? =w=
I might have been but not sure though
I just studied for a math test about quadratic formulas and crap like that.
So, how's your day, everyone?
x = (-b ± √b^2 - 4ac) / 2a
That thing?
Parabolas are cool...
...when you don't have to solve them.
To be honest, it's not that difficult, it's mostly completing the square.
Then again, I'm in middle school.
Anyways, I think I'll be playing some nice computer games!
sableye was banned from RU for being too broken
this fills my heart with rainbows
A negative boy went to a radical party. The boy was a square and he lost 4 awesome chicks and it was all over at 2am.x = (-b ± √b^2 - 4ac) / 2a
Thank Aizen, someone is buying some of the Final Fantasy figures I own.
I need the money to pay off my future orders.
I was reminded why i love school today. Got our science teacher into a thirty minute debate over what classifies as a selfie. The results:
1-2 people: selfie
3+ people: Groupie
A group of people all simultaneously taking pics on their phones together: ???
Pie is very tasty.
Mama mia, here we go again. My, my, I don't want to let you go~
Here's the video.
I have no idea why Youtube is doing what it's doing with the aspect ratios.
Pie is very tasty.
Most of my usernames on websites include the word "pie" within them. A common username for me is "The Winged Cherry Pie", and on PS I am "Broken Pie", and on Dueling Network I am "Explosive_Pi" (which isn't technically 'pie', but whatevs). Perhaps I should change my username on here to "The Winged Cherry Pie".
The anti - wallpost committee is going to give me 1000$ for every qoute in a wallpost if I tear it down. I can tell you who hired me though, for a price (sneaky evil absolaugh)
Sorry Zexy, I'd like your wall if it didn't crush my app
Timer until the end of time.;-;
I don't care how many get confused
I am sticking with Timer 5ever