I forgot it's friday
I should get me some red and/or white contact lenses.
I used to have them 5 years ago, and it was amazing.
I should do it again.
Unfortunately, they are hard to get here due to no one ever needing them.
To be more precise, colors like blue and green are in high demand, because some chicks like to go clubbing with those, but undead isn't popular, despite being awesome.
I'm sure you could find them somewhere in your massive nation.
Holy shit Mama June from Honey Boo Boo is the same age as my mum
Wut
Wut.
Wut!?
Can you not even?What's even...?
Can you not even?What's even...?