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Random Messages Episode X

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Re: Random Friendly Messages Episode X

Wallpost. 100 quotes. And they were still not enough for me to cover everything yet, more will follow.

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Charles has a thing for the police
If he'll ever be arrested, I think this will happen:
Officer: "You were driving 120 kph in the city center. I'll have to arrest you, sir."
Charles: "YES"

PERFECTION.
gawd I started my wallpost with PERFECTION. How crazy can I be?

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Charles has a thing for the police
If he'll ever be arrested, I think this will happen:
Officer: "You were driving 120 kph in the city center. I'll have to arrest you, sir."
Charles: "YES"

HNG.

Fuck the police. Fuck 'em haaaaaaard.

As a cop, I take offense… screw it, fuck me please! :naughty:

3
Googled Ringo
Not impressed.

Agreed.

4
I agree with Rambo

#alikePaleo

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Coobie wants senpai to notice him/her/it.
@Madoka; notice him!

Dis part iz xtra anoink if u wanna skip it go ahed
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RM
Y u so qwiet tonite

Here's a sex joke to lighten up.

Where?

Here.

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RM
Y u so qwiet tonite
ur doin it rong.

O RLY?

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noh
u don desid dat

xacli

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noh
u don desid dat
dun no y u gotta be dat way tonite.

becuz RM waz so dat nite.

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I just did one.

I didn't hear/see it tho[/QUOTE.

But it is there.

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i wasunt refurring to kagero ziam
what do u mean of cors u were

he wasunt

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not everyfin is aboot dat sogn of u zemmer

xacli

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I didn't hear/see it tho

Because there was none. Usually when I make a joke, it is expected to be a sex joke. Now I made a joke about me doing sex jokes.

But, I can see it! It is there!

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I can make inappropriate sex jokes too tho

Do them. Here.
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(I'm amazed with how much leeway they have here tbh.)

Are you talking about the mods?
I have heard they are bad people, what do you think?

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SOMEONE SAID UNIQUE!
THAT'S MY AREA OF EXPERTISE!

UNIQUE! \m/

You are not unique.
I am #alikePaleo, so... xP

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This truly is a unique thread. XD

Solange from Code of Princess

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Wears an outfit that is literally quite *revealing* would post it but it's better to see for yourself in a google search

Wow.
Zexy questions his sexuality.

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You could gradually make the rules more strict.

Why? :(

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fan service is fine

sex is great
that is all
goodbye

*hugs RM again*

Gaga posted
such a small post
so much sense

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I did google it
That's no outfit
That is underwear.

It would be if something got worn over it :)

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You guys will never understand me.
​become asexual
@John Understands; you.
​Future sight: another asexual user shows up

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What is sex?
*squirms desperately for an answer* Um, well Zima... when a man and woman love each other very much...

Tell us more, Dad!

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What is sex?
*squirms desperately for an answer* Um, well Zima... when a man and woman love each other very much...
shut it :U

INFRACTION.

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shut it :U
I was trying to sound like a stereotypical parent. Sorry. =w=;

... your kids are going to either adore or hate you. Depending on how much will they take after you xD

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shut it :U
I was trying to sound like a stereotypical parent. Sorry. =w=;
Don't apologize. ^_^;

I wasn't being serious. I guess even SASS is easily misunderstood nowadays. *le sigh*

I think I have a natural tendency to consider posts as non-serious as possible. Which is good for RM :)

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I wasn't being serious. I guess even SASS is easily misunderstood nowadays. *le sigh*
I figured. Just wanted to clarify in case the comment was misunderstood by any readers though.
hao muhch doo u nead meh 2 altur mah spellung 2 hav cleer sarkazm?

dis much lookz OK.

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Thank you for the sex ed lesson! :D

Now I know how babies are made!! :DDDDDD

Now for an important list:

Serious Zima emoticons:

:D - used very rarely
>:
:/
^_^

Not serious Zima emoticons:

:3c
:U
>:O
>:3
>:V
>:U
:V
:p
>:p
:D

Used equally:

XD
:3

This is far from complete, but you get the idea.

Hm...

Smile-joking emoticons from most comedic-sarcastic to least:

:lol:
xP
:p
χΔ (Markos only)
xD
:D
:) (means something different for a “certain someone”)
:)) (obsolete)

:( is sad face of all purposes.
:/ is more serious
:(( (obsolete)

cute ones
:3c most cute
:3 just cute
=3 (RainbowDragon only)
·ω· (rarely, mostly around Markos)

:[] is surprised/speechless
:O same
:[][][] more surprised/speechless
:OOO same

:I neutral

:naughty: even the slightest naughty thought gets this
:sweatlol: this is awkward and I dunno what to say
:drool: thinking of tasty food/jealous about food

both for music
~
:♪

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A Swanna is closest to a stork of all Pokémon I think

Golurk seems like a bad stork to me

Yet it can Learn fly despite being part ground type

Cuz it's a giant robot with rocket limbs
And ground cuz it's a giant robot made out of clay

Yes.
Also, Golurk is cool.
And cool things tend to fly.
Because flying is cool.

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Dudes! (etc.)

I gonna sleeps now do

Goodnight, Californians and other scum

Night, Pal!

You are right on that! Everyone in this thread is SCUMMY SCUMMY SCUMMY!

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Farewell, criminal scum!

Paleo's not scummy… the others are.

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Да! Нос! ¡Sí! ¡Naríz!

How could you exclude Ναι from this?!

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PERFSEXION.

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A lot of Ash's songs have lyrics that revolve around that topic. XD

Thie explains things about Rainbow's liking over him :naughty:

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*looks in Spanish dictionary* Sexy is still sexy in Spanish

What about Zexy?

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... and @Leo Burnett; are the Devil!

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even with all the terribad translation, the lewd still shines through <3

Lewdness can go through anything. It's too powerful to be supressed xD

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If you are under 18, don't read what's under Gaga's spoiler.

There is no spoiler.

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FLY TO THE END OF LIFE!

Fly me to the moon~

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He probably was trying to since zima gave him alcohol poisoning

Drunkjika Puke To Eww.

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Oh good, now he can finally stop spinning. He was probably about to puke. =w=
Yeah. His vomit probably would also smell like fish.

That is some fishy puking.

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Ad I said, zima gave him alcohol poisoning (see drunk kajika picture by zima x pages back) now he is trying to get rid of all of it.

Poor Drunkjika...

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and with the topic of the scent of Kajika's sick, we have officially discussed every topic imaginable in RM. Except scallops.

That's right, @Gaga;
WHAT THE SCALLOPS

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and with the topic of the scent of Kajika's sick, we have officially discussed every topic imaginable in RM. Except scallops.
Scallops are delicious. @_@

God I love seafood.


I think it has been a while since I've had scallops. xD
... I don't like most seafood.
I've only tasted one scallop, and I don't think I want to eat them any more at all.

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Kajika's legs probably hurt. >:3

Its head and stomach should :3

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Anyone from Riverside?
I've visited Orange County. So many orange trees. xD

Orange gradients are cooler xD

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EIEVUI KAWAII~

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This place is too damn hot.
heat heat I'm in heat

*takes off clothes*
:shy:

Xita X Metagross
ISHIPIT.

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So many anime fans. This place is creepy.

It once was creepy. You came in, it became snippy.

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So many anime fans. This place is creepy.
FLYGON IS CREEPY

WTF? Flygon is cute. :3

Agreed. Garchomp is better for its typing, though...

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Anime superior, uh, something else inferior.

Not even hentai manga? :naughty:
Or Transformers?

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What's wrong with anime? >:

It is superior than everything!

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Don't know why you gotta ____ tonight.

EDIT: Holy shit. Is Kajika left-handed?

IIRC, he held the rod with his left hand in the previous avatars as well!
I guess yes.

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gonna play Morrowind now <3
cliff racers remind me of totally creppy Flygon

But Flygon is awesome. I challenge you, your pokemon against my flygon!

Won't you pick Metagross?

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I actually like flygons. Though seeing the rest of the pokemon I like, might just be the red eyes

Red-Eyes Fly Dragon!

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Absols and flygons shall take over RM. I have supporters!

*edit*

Of course absols shall be the main thing here

:sonano:

Absol-utely!

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*finds a gauntlet to throw down* Flygon's honor must be defended!

Hail Hoenn

FOR HOENN!

HOENN CONFIRMED

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Quilladin. :3

Kajiquilladin ·ω·

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*absol uses fire blast* *it's super effective* *quilladin is unable to battle*

Absol is a really cute pokemon, but a horrible dark type. He can't even learn crunch. His STAB is useless. BTW, why isn't mega absol Dark/Flying?

Νight Slash, Swords Dance, Play Rough, Mega Evolution, whatever elser I don't remember...
why should it be Flying?

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Gotta keep hopping.
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Hop, Leggo, Hop! @Oaky;

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Absols and flygons shall take over RM. I have supporters!

*edit*

Of course absols shall be the main thing here

Where am I in this?

You will be our leader.

Together we will take this world!
Absol, choose your path. Either you join awesome Pokémon team. Either you go to a team with pathetic Pokémon like Togepi and Whismiscott.

Choose wisely.

i choose the path of the invincible absols. youre conquest of RM shall fail without me! (evil absolaugh)

Quote pyramids... Yep.

Yep.

61
What's RM?

RM is a place you should never step foot on. For your own sanity.

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This thread is abbreviated as RM. ^^

Thanks
No problem. :3

I can tell you just joined. XD

Here it comes again....

Quote pyramids xD

Welcome to RM!

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I EAT NEWBS FOR BREAKFAST

NO! I mean, these people stop being guests to survive Markos' bloodlust... only to become Xita's brekfast?

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I EAT NEWBS FOR BREAKFAST

You never ate me, now I feel left out.

Left out of Xita's stomach, you mean :)

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I EAT NEWBS FOR BREAKFAST

You never ate me, now I feel left out.
Xita joined after you. XD

Oh, she joined after me as well... I guess my hiatus made me think they were always around.

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I EAT NEWBS FOR BREAKFAST

A nope, cereals.

You like cereal? @Paleo; does too!

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Do I taste good?

Too much metal...

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Respect yer eldurz, Xita. :U

I am yer eldur, Xita.
Behave.

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Togekiss isn't though.

Togepi line is ugly, weak and pathetic. How can somebody like them?

They are cute, and Fairies!

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I thought I'd be crunchier.

I had trouble chewing you. Damn piece of metal xD

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Flygon line is ugly, ugly, and super ugly. How can someone even look at them?

Naw.
We look at them because they are CUTE.
I don’t really have problems with Trapinch and Vibrava either,. Although I gotta agree with an RL friend who said that Nincada makes more sense to evolve to Vibrava than Trapinch does.

72
Whoa, whoa, let's not forget who the real enemy is: Digimon.

and Serebii!
Nah, we will join forces with Ser and destroy Digimon!

73

There is no reason to bitch about being an oldfag. Nobody gives a fuck about you and how long are you registered in this forum. People like you are just pathetic.
I said it.

.....does this mean you're breaking up with me? ;___;

ISTILLSHIPIT

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Whoa, whoa, let's not forget who the real enemy is: Digimon.

*Pokes* Don't knock Digimon it's just as Popular as Pokemon

... traitor! xD

75
This thread is mostly for good fun and friendly conversations. :3

Especially friendly! It's in the name!
... random also of course.

76
I'm just here for the boobs.

Charles, serve the dear lady please.

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You are just annoying....
Typity, type, type.
tumblr_n3ok7t0VLD1sp7ha5o2_500.gif

Υou are too slow
*typed this in 0,0025 miliseconds*

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How about everyone takes a deep breath, relaxes, and clicks on my signature link?

Is that... MUSIC? How dare you disturb my meditation and relaxation with MUSIC?! xP

79
I'm not paining!

I can't stop laughing!

Don't know why you gotta laugh tonight.

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Good evening everyone. :)

... but it was 9AM here xD

81
Don't be fooled
Eznap's smile indicates he is here to kick names and take ass

*is not fooled*
*challenges Eznap in a card game and wins*
We can keep rolling!

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good night enzap *throws enzap into a bed and locks him in his room*

I am getting Wash dejavu vibes here...

He will just turn on his laptop in bed, with a Litwick to keep him company.

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LOL. I'm not going to bed. I have Sierra Mist to drink. Silly me.

We don't have these in Greece...

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This is my life now :u

Liv ze RM lyfe

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i applied to staff once

now i'm GAYgrey asexual
I am literally an asexual demibiromantic.

HAVE ALL THE SEXUALITIES!!

Why demi?

86
Because its your bedtime @Enzap;

Fairy Tail for Enzap!

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i hope i get modded fingers crossed

Best of luck! xP

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It's a secret staff requirement so you don't form any sort of relationship with the commoners. Personal interactions between staff and users are the last things we want on this forum.
Says Enzap after months of messing around in RM.

RM regulars are not commoners. We arz special ppl

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I for one like this color

Shipping with @User_Name; intensifies.

90
I feel like I could become omnipresent if I truly wanted to.
Life goals.

Rambo goalz 4 lyfe

91
I can be immortal AND omnipresent
because my mum told I can be anything I want to be

What if you want to be a drug addict?
sorry if this is really soft, but we have discussed similar things before without issues

92
I downloaded a lot of Mawile fanart on pixiv fanart the other day, but I smashed my laptop screen...since then I purchased a new one, but all my fanart is on my old laptop. I'll have to get it back sometime, the computer itself still works, I just can't see anything. I'll figure somefin out.

I say this because I really can't be assed to find all the pictures again, it was a lot more than just Mawile.

You can get the hard drive out and make it an external device or make it the new laptop's hard drive, if compatible.
Also, congrats on getting a new laptop!

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IMG_20140426_030102146_zps937f40ac.jpg~original

my new laptop

I like mawile. (More red eyed pokemon liking. Except this one's in my top five)
It is my sixth favorite. <3

Neat :thumbup:

Lemme guess the first five xD

Sableye
Stunfisk
Swalot
Hydreigon
Sharpedo

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I need to find a list of red eyed pokemon. I'm pretty sure I would prefer almost all of them to pokemon without red eyes. Might be wrong though

Lemme guest the best five xD

Flygon
Flygon
Flygon
Flygon
Flygon

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The @Scarlet Sky;

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Hello, newbie. A reminder to not double post...or triple post, for that matter.

Minickimoderator

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I think I'm going to try and learn how to play the violin. If only because I want to play the layton theme.
That seems a little extreme for one song.

If I still played piano, I would try and learn Magus' theme on it. That man really does have some gr8 battle music.

I would not do it either.

Wow, are you playing the piano? Interesting, I do so too!

98
Yawns happen to be a very effective communication of slight exhaustion

The contagiousness of yawning has to do with communication, in fact!

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good

Madoka remains on the top of my "to watch" list. Err, well, not anymore, it was randomly outprioritized by space dandy and rick and morty, for...some reason. Though I've finished most/all of the episodes currently out, of both of them.

Madoka is short. If you have the time, watch it out.
as for me, knowing everything about it is enough

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what the fuck are you talking about? ._.
...er. Absolutely nothing of course! Silly me. I'm half-asleep.

we can fix that

Adorable-art-cute-gif-jigglypuff-Favim.com-231064.gif

*falls asleep*
*wallpost stops on 100 quotes*
 

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I really should change my theme, but I've been uninspired to do so lately. :p
 

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OK, thanks and sorry.
the armada is already on their way. It's so convenient that Greece is located right next to a sea.

I dun care, it will be hard to find me since I live in the land.

I really should change my theme, but I've been uninspired to do so lately. :p

Not even Toad? :)

Battletoads

Batmantoads!

I really should change my theme, but I've been uninspired to do so lately. :p
I could choose a theme for you. :p

Don't trust him :p
 

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Oh, you will trust him... expect the lulziest :p
 

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Theme Joker from Mass Effect
 

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Theme Toad.
 

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I'll read that wall later
No time now
Am doing battle
 

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I themed Toad for so long before this I don't really want to go back yet. XD
 

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Actually, I think I'll theme Joker...
I shall add him to my never ending theme queue
 

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I have to find another new theme, the Cop is old. I may do something from Futurama which I recently discovered, wikiwalked, and saw a few clips about. It looks like a fun show.

I'll read that wall later
No time now
Am doing battle

OK :)
Good luck with battle!

I themed Toad for so long before this I don't really want to go back yet. XD

Yet? Are you considering it for later?
 

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wat is this carp
 

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Speaking of pickup, my gf is sometimes getting pickup-aimed messages on social networking sites. The dialogues that follow are entertining to say the least.
 
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