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Gaga

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My name means beloved
I'm going to sue for libel.
 

Capricious Equilibrium

I'm A Bit-I Mean Witch
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An amazingly sweet guy. A Jordan will worm his way into your heart and claim a piece of it for his own. But trust me, you won't mind. Belonging to a Jordan is the best thing that can ever happen to someone. A Jordan completes you, in every way possible. He will make you smile like an idiot, and forget how to breathe. A Jordan is irreplaceable. So if you are lucky enough to find one, hold on tight and never let go. Jordans are very special. Some of them even have the ability to make one's heart melt.
Girl one: "Where the hell have you been lately?!"
Girl two: "I got a Jordan. I've been spending all my free time with him."
Girl one: "No wayy! SHARE!!"

Girl two: "Hell no. This Jordan is alllllll mine. Get your own."
Girl one: "But they are so hard to find!!!!!"

Just found a much better one. This one fits me to a T, though I love you all like siblings rather than MILFs.
 

Rainbow

literal shrubbery
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My name means pure and faithful...
YAH SO HAPPY omg

sorry I am a few posts behind
Well, I'll have to give you my party details sometime then. Yahoo messenger does work from my tablet, I forgot to tell you that. Though I think skype does too.
 

Paleo

We are but men
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DO NOT OPEN THE SPOILERS! I'M SERIOUS DON'T OPEN THEM! I REPEAT, DO NOT OPEN THEM!
You looked anyway, mothafucka. Now I will have to kill you for not listening to me.
For fucks sake, you really don't learn, do you?

Anyway, I'm going to sleep now because I have to save my energy so I can kill you. Soon.
See all you chicks and dudes tomorrer.
 

Miar

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...And they wonder why I play the gadfly card every day.
 

Capricious Equilibrium

I'm A Bit-I Mean Witch
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Another one!

A guy with a good head on his shoulders. He always tries to do the right thing. He's always fun to be around and has a very flirty personality. (good and bad) if I were his girlfriend i might be a little worried. Easy to fall in love with. Hard to control. He doesnt follow others he makes his own rules. He is the type of person who wants to have his cake and eat it too. All around he is an amazing guy<3

For god sake, STOP FITTING ME!!!

All of them refer to somebody being sweet, or a big dong. Sorry, I don't look at my dong.
 

Lovely

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My name means pure and faithful...
YAH SO HAPPY omg

sorry I am a few posts behind
Well, I'll have to give you my party details sometime then. Yahoo messenger does work from my tablet, I forgot to tell you that. Though I think skype does too.
We should talk on yahoo for a bit I got stuff to discuss yo ;0
 

Miar

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If you need to talk to me, I'll be over here...

My Fennekin toy needs a name
 
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