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Miar

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I have the opposite of Hexproof.

If I'm within ten feet of the target, everything you do to them also hits me.
 

Lovely

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This is my name definition

Really tall girl who's HAWT. She's most likely going to be a model. She is HILARIOUS & has the funniest laugh ever (in a good way.) She's an awesome friend. Easily angered and distracted. She's pretty and really gullible but definitely not retarded. Obsessed with guys, balls, and erections.

This is not me in the slightest. Well, except the hot part cause damn I look good
haha really tall you do have a fun laugh though
 

Capricious Equilibrium

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Jordan is a guy that is sweet and kind and caring. He has a bit of a temper at times.. But overall he's a best friend and is always there. He's funny and is sure to make you laugh and cheer you up. He's a bit of a clutz. Kinda maybe is cute Xp. He loves the fandom he's in. He's been through a lot that he should've never gone through and has an unneeded low self esteem. He's a guy that's gonna accomplish great things someday and can do anything he sets his mind to.

Aw, I'm blushing A~A

A guy who toys with girls and is determind to ruin their lives by simply letting them fall in love with them but in the end letting them down.
Jordan 'the one which is decending' is right in that it's like the devil the angel that fell from heaven.
Bastard

A guy who seems sweet and nice at first but once you get to know him he's a douche. Has little to no regard for the feelings of others and cares only for himself. Jordans are very horny guys that will do anything to get laid. Do not fall for one.


This is like the opposite of my morals 0_o

The cutest guy ever. he also has a bit of a nerd in him but his nerdiness raises the cuteness factor. Though he may come as a douche bag at first, he'll open up to you in no time. Oh and he also sucks at hoola hooping!

Are my classmates writing these?
 

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...Tell me guys. Am I a total dick?

I mean, I have been considering anger management.
 

The absolis

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*slight rumbling noises are heard in the distance*

*the sun is blotted out by millions of night slashes*

Millions of Absols wearing party hats swarm the thread, destroying all who stand in their way*

As the army of birthday Absols destroyed all in their path, the fairy types and the pangoros launched a final assault, a futile assault. While they fought valiantly the sheer power afforded to the Absols by the mystical date of 1/23 was too much for them and they were utterly crushed. Even now the all powerful Absolis sits on his new throne made of the skulls of fairys and the goo of goomys is deciding who shall be executed and who shall be spared and turned into absols.

*execution list*

Scarlet sky-for sending me to the daycare.
 

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Here's a snippet of mine (the true part, at least):

"A secretive group of people that place Bibles in hotel rooms."
 

Capricious Equilibrium

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Miar, you're a sweet person, it seems. Quite a lot of the Jordan ones say that there heartless dicks who play around with your heart strings, but I know it's not true for me!
 

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...Tell me guys. Am I a total dick?

I mean, I have been considering anger management.
What.
What.
You are not a dick.
You are nice all the time here.
You're polite, and funny.
Why do you think otherwise?
 

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I deliberately keep a "cute" image in here (You tell me if it works or not)

But offline, everyone who knows me hates my guts.
 
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