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Random Messages Part 2

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Chocolate Bones

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Re: Random Messages Part 3

The fattest man on Earth should do that.

Yeah, 'cept for the facts:

1. It actualy makes you fatter (just like not eating at all does)
2. It erodes your throat
3. Eats away at your teeth, practically destorying them...
4. Plus, your breath smells nasty all the time...

This is all what TLC tells me. They would know. They have Little People Big World.
 

snorlaxzilla

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Yeah, 'cept for the facts:

1. It actualy makes you fatter (just like not eating at all does)
2. It erodes your throat
3. Eats away at your teeth, practically destorying them...
4. Plus, your breath smells nasty all the time...

This is all what TLC tells me. They would know. They have Little People Big World.

TLC is a great channel and I usually watch it for the fat people specials.
 

X Dragoon

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You forgot 5.

5. Gives indigestion, which causes more throw ups. I know, I've been there.
 

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And of course, barf can come up sour.
 

Chocolate Bones

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TLC is a great channel and I usually watch it for the fat people specials.

Yeah, the "I Weigh 700 Pounds!" ones? Those are pretty awesome, but depressing.

I watch it for OCC and the occasional frightening medical experiences ones.
 

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Because it's a meal for breakfest that comes in a variety of flavors.
 
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