Do you think I should move to south Africa and live with monkeys, gorillas, and baboons?
Well, they might be more accepting of the poop jokes.
Throwing poop?
You actually throw it?!
Do you think monkey eggs should exist?
Why?
Because Scramble monkey eggs, monkey nests, monkey farms..
I wouldn't eat monkey. Don't they share 99% of human DNA?
Isn't eating monkeys pretty much animal abuse anyway?