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Random Messages Part 2

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Clefable

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Re: Random Messages Part 3

Indeed. I find repeatedly hitting yourself with a pink garden flamingo will bemuse her so much she will not notice the time.
 

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Um...hit yourself with a rubber chicken....no...wait....
 

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OMG theres a crippled fly on my dressing gown! It cant fly away and if I kill it there will be fly guts all over my dressing gown!
 

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Of course, make sure you having something on underneath.
 

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NIcoleta!!! Thats what the missing piece of this thread was!
 

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Blowing is insufficent to toss the fly the few inches away from the dress!
 

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You should never blow candles out its very dangerous too.
 

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I've burned myself with a match by accident 85% of the time.
 

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Candles help make things that smell bad go away.
 
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