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Random Messages Part 2

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Nicoleta01

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Tell me about it. D= And what's sad it's more along the lines of an educated guess than math. D=
 

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Darn over protective and over reactive people at my church *mutter mutter rant*
 

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Another thing I've noticed- when the church says 'Girls, we ask you to do this out of respect to the guys', we are not allowed to ask 'well, which guys?'.

Buuuuut- if I were to say 'well, I think it'd be fair for the guys to also have to wear shirts out of respect to the girls', they'd say 'Why?' and if I said 'Because, girls get turned on' they'd ask 'Well, which girls?'

T_T, yeah- I'm so gonna run into the church screaming 'OMGOSH MAURUS'S CHEST TURNS ME ON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!' Uh-huh, definitely...
 

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Well....I'm not all that religious...but...I'm gonna guess it's......yeah screw it...I don't know....not into all that religious stuff....
 

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Another thing I've noticed- when the church says 'Girls, we ask you to do this out of respect to the guys', we are not allowed to ask 'well, which guys?'.

Buuuuut- if I were to say 'well, I think it'd be fair for the guys to also have to wear shirts out of respect to the girls', they'd say 'Why?' and if I said 'Because, girls get turned on' they'd ask 'Well, which girls?'

T_T, yeah- I'm so gonna run into the church screaming 'OMGOSH MAURUS'S CHEST TURNS ME ON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!' Uh-huh, definitely...

Er....

EDIT: Yeah..... that must suck...
 
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ASDAAAASDAKJFSK!@#! RANDOM

POKEMON MAAA!

THE RETURN OF THE POKEMON MAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAa

YOU GO GET YOUR MEWTWOSMAAA
 

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I'm sorry- I'm mad. My mom dragged us to the lake today- with her best friend Jada and her family. Jada won't let us wear our swimsuits unless a. it's a one piece, or b. we wear shorts and t-shirt over it. Cuz- 'guys get turned on'.

And- today they were making us come up with a prayer request- if you said "I dunno, or, I'm good" they'd come back to you until you had one. So, they got to me and I said "I'm good, God answered my prayer."

Then they started going, "What'd you need prayer for?"

I said "I needed directiong."

They said "Direction for what?"

T_T- WHY THE HECK IS IT THEIR BUSINESS!?!?!?!? RAAAAAAAAAAWWWWWWWRRRRRR!!!!!!!! *bites heads off church peopel*- mommy, daddy? Can we switch churches YET!?
 

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POKEMON MAAAAA

THE RETURN....OF THE POKEMON MAAAAAAAAAAAAA! YA MA! THE POWELL PLAYS WITH THE GOATS IN THE BARN, HE WHIPS OUT HIS PEE PEE AND IT GETS HARD FROM THE HAIRY BUTTHOLE OF HIS GOAT LIAM!!!! THE SHANE COMES AND HIS EYEBROWS TWIST RAVEN AROUND AND AROUND SNAPPING THE RED FACE NECK! i have tasted many pies...tasty apple pie...sweet blueberry pie...amazing pumpkin pie, crazy lemon pie...and then travelling down south to taste the sour eye crossingly sweet pieces of shit meat pie...and chocolate crusted pie. and then i talk to the william wallace and he said what's wrong with god damn mcgraw, we talked about mel gibson and his fanatic hatred of jews. THE POKEMON MA IS RETURNED MAAAAA

LONG LIVE THE MEWTWOS MAAAAA!


-POKEMON MAAAAA
 

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... ok, new reason for being pissy- just add it to the other reason... I'm tired, I want to go to bed. But I can't. Cuz Branded is in the shower. It's odd how just running around in a boat all day or sitting in water can make you so... sleepy.
 

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I'm sorry- I'm mad. My mom dragged us to the lake today- with her best friend Jada and her family. Jada won't let us wear our swimsuits unless a. it's a one piece, or b. we wear shorts and t-shirt over it. Cuz- 'guys get turned on'.

And- today they were making us come up with a prayer request- if you said "I dunno, or, I'm good" they'd come back to you until you had one. So, they got to me and I said "I'm good, God answered my prayer."

Then they started going, "What'd you need prayer for?"

I said "I needed directiong."

They said "Direction for what?"

T_T- WHY THE HECK IS IT THEIR BUSINESS!?!?!?!? RAAAAAAAAAAWWWWWWWRRRRRR!!!!!!!! *bites heads off church peopel*- mommy, daddy? Can we switch churches YET!?

They seem annoying...... >_> I'm lucky I don't go to church that often...

My mom wants me to pick my religon, she doesn't want to choose for me, so she doesn't take me to church often. She says when I get older, I can pick any religon I want to be in, or I can just be athiest (Or however you spell it...) My mom's so awesome for that! ^_^
 
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