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Random Messages Part 2

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Kimsky

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what knot do you use to end ones life by the rope?

The one that opens easily so you can angst about failing to end your life and then end it simple way, getting three rams and tiger rush over you
(tiger is riding one of the rams and singin' "Home in the range")
 

X Dragoon

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That's how they killed "witches".....or by burning.....or tie them to anchors and chuck it into a lake or whatever.
 

Phoenicks

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So Phoenicks, what was that thing you were saying? o;

That you teaching someone how to use proper grammar would be like learning how to fornicate ("Do it") from a virgin.
 

Treemo

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That's how they killed "witches".....or by burning.....or tie them to anchors and chuck it into a lake or whatever.
And to test if someone was a witch, they'd throw the poor girl into the water. If she could swim, she was a witch and executed. If she sank, well... She died by drowning. Lose-lose situation there.
 

Kimsky

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Shower, cake and candies + non-alcoholic Cider

brb -->
 

Kiratwig

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No, bad Kira! No killing yourself! :<

*Screams into the air*

IM IN DESPAIR!!!! I HAVE NO REASON TO GO ON, I LOST MY CREDIT CARD I Must die...
 

Phoenicks

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*Screams into the air*

IM IN DESPAIR!!!! I HAVE NO REASON TO GO ON, I LOST MY CREDIT CARD I Must die...

But don't you still have to protect some Queen from Kareo or something?
 

Zynetic

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You can haz my credit card?
It's imaginary and non-existent, so it should work fine.
 

Treemo

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*Screams into the air*

IM IN DESPAIR!!!! I HAVE NO REASON TO GO ON, I LOST MY CREDIT CARD I Must die...
No. credit cards are worthless. They cause you to lose more money in the end. :<
 

Kiratwig

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But don't you still have to protect some Queen from Kareo or something?

Only on Thursdays...

^Exactly, maybe ill just go stand in front of a train, its less painful...
 
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