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Random Messages Part 2

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Kiratwig

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He's based on a true God of Norris mythology -_-
 

HiHeiwa

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Ah,but Norris mythology is much better.

Some say he can win a game of Connect 4 in three moves.
Others that there is no chin under his beard,only another fist.
All we know,is he's called Chuck Norris.
 

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Ah,but Norris mythology is much better.

Some say he can win a game of Connect 4 in three moves.
Others that there is no chin under his beard,only another fist.
All we know,is he's called Chuck Norris.

Stop it. I hate that has been...
 

Wonder Happiny

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Ah, but Norris mythology is much better.

Some say he can win a game of Connect 4 in three moves.
Others that there is no chin under his beard, only another fist.
All we know, is he's called Chuck Norris.


^Thanks for making me :lol:!
 

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The only reason I even know who 'Chuck Norris' is, is because of my stupid idiot classmates. And if they like him I can plainly say he must be stupid as well T_T.
 

Pyrax

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The only reason I even know who 'Chuck Norris' is, is because of my stupid idiot classmates. And if they like him I can plainly say he must be stupid as well T_T.

He's a martial artist.
 

Dewgong Reign

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hallowheart said:
Your point being?

The point being he is not stupid. He is a martial arts champion who could kick your ass in 10 seconds flat. I mean, literally kick it half way to the moon. Haven't ya heard? 'When Chuck Norris does push-ups, he doesn't go up, the world goes down.'

How true FE, MANLY!!!! Pink is color of men! We are represented by that Jigglypuff-tone! In fact, let us write a pink anthem, here and now!!!

PIIIIIIII-NK!
FOR MEN THAT STIIIIIII-NK!
PIIIIIIIII-NK!!

*repeat endlessly, much to public's headache*
 

Treemo

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I hate pink. D: Unless we're talking about Pink, the singer. Because she's awesome.
 
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