Legolas = J.D.Oh god. That's freaky. yet awesome.
Aragorn = Turk
Arwen = Carla
Idrial = Elliot
Elegost = Dr. Cox
Gimli = The Janitor
Sam, Frodo, Merry, and Pippin = Ted and the Worthless Peons
Eowyn = The lady that kept hearing singing
Boromir = Todd
Berethor = LaVerne
Let's see... Who else...