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Random Messages #Seven

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Pastellorama

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Bahhahahhahaah, I just hit my sister in the dead center of her forehead with a chocolate heart XD! She had her hands up to catch it and it just through between them like they were a goal post, THWACK! right between the eyes. That was great XD!
 

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Bahhahahhahaah, I just hit my sister in the dead center of her forehead with a chocolate heart XD! She had her hands up to catch it and it just through between them like they were a goal post, THWACK! right between the eyes. That was great XD!

Referee: THE EXTRA POINT IS GOOD! XD
 

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Not really--left field is boring. I would get bored so I'd stand out there and squish bees that landed near me.
 

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Outfield let me have some awesome "hero" moments when I was in baseball. Sombody'd hit one for the fences and I'd barely grab it because of my long arms. Next thing you know, my whole team was swarming me and screaming.

Good times...
 

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My most memorable moment of softball happened during practice: My teammates were telling me that I didn't need a helmet when batting during practice. I refused to listen and dutifully put on my batting helmet. I would not bend to their own stupidity.

My decision to wear my helmet during batting practice became on of the best decisions of my life. I smacked the ball far out into the field. My coach (a thirty-something cattle-farmer) chased after it, scooped it up, and chucked it at the nearest person. Unfortunately the ball gained enough speed to zoom past them and slam into my head, knocking my helmet entirely sideways in a way that should have been impossible.
 

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Yes. My teammates were stupid. Safety first D8

Also, if you write the words 'I am now here' on a piece of paper with no spaces, at first glance it rather looks like 'Lawnmower'. I find this hilarious.
 

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Lol I can see that just by reading those words really fast on your post. It's weird... XD
 
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