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HELL YES!!! I am now king of pages 5000-7000. Increasing my dominion once again. :banana:
 

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In A.D. 2101
War was beginning.
Captain: What happen ?
Mechanic: Somebody set up us the bomb.
Operator: We get signal.
Captain: What !
Operator: Main screen turn on.
Captain: It's You !!
Cats: How are you gentlemen !!
Cats: All your base are belong to us.
Cats: You are on the way to destruction.
Captain: What you say !!
Cats: You have no chance to survive make your time.
Cats: HA HA HA HA ....
Captain: Take off every 'zig' !!
Captain: You know what you doing.
Captain: Move 'ZIG'.
Captain: For great justice.
 

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In A.D. 2101
War was beginning.
Captain: What happen ?
Mechanic: Somebody set up us the bomb.
Operator: We get signal.
Captain: What !
Operator: Main screen turn on.
Captain: It's You !!
Cats: How are you gentlemen !!
Cats: All your base are belong to us.
Cats: You are on the way to destruction.
Captain: What you say !!
Cats: You have no chance to survive make your time.
Cats: HA HA HA HA ....
Captain: Take off every 'zig' !!
Captain: You know what you doing.
Captain: Move 'ZIG'.
Captain: For great justice.


Most important conversation in the history of memes and the internet alike.
 

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In the year of the Lord 1501, a great war hath begun.
King: What doth take place?
Servant: Those fiends hath set up us the gunpowder weapon of destruction.
Messenger: Sire, a message hath been bestowed upon us.
King: Darest thou repeat thyself!
Messenger: In the main hall of our castle great, our enemy hath appeared!
King: Thou it be, foulest of them all!
CATS: I bid ye good-den, king and servingmen.
CATS: All thine kingdom doth now belongest to us.
CATS: Thou art on the path to the greatest of destructions.
King: What hast thou spoken now, foe!
CATS: Thy hast no chance to escape, fool! Have much rejoice for the last moments of thine life.
CATS: I shake with laughter over thy stupidity, o king!
Messenger: My king?
King: Send out every zig rider to the last man!
King: Thy knowest what done must be.
King: Zigs, go forth with haste!
King: For our cause is just, may the lord show us mercy.
 

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Grand Theft Zig

In A.D. 1992, Ballas was beefing.
CJ: What happen?
Big Smoke: Somebody set up us the motherfucking bomb.
CJ: We get call
Sweet: What?
Press TAB to answer your cellphone
CJ: Speak.
Ballas OG: How are you niggaz?
Ballas OG: All your hoods are belong to us
Ballas OG: You're on the way to gettin' fucked up
CJ: What the fuck you saying fo'?
Ballas OG: We're gonna roll over you real soon so get the fuck outta here.
Ballas OG: Ha ha ha!
Sweet: We get drive-by.
Sweet: Take off every god damn nig.
CJ: You know what you doing bitch.
Sweet: For the Grove motherfuckers!
 

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She finds homework fun. That's awesome.

^I don't see anything...
 

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9/11

In A.D. 2001 war was beginning.
Bush: What happen?
Mayor of New York: Somebody set us up the terror attacks!
Cheney: We get signal.
Bush: What the?
Cheney: Main screen turn on
Bush: It's you?!
Osama bin Laden: How are you gentlemen?
Osama bin Laden: All your WTC are belong to us
Osama bin Laden: You are on the way to destruction!
Bush:(hearing aid losing its battery) What you say???
Osama bin Laden:You have no chance to survive make your time
Osama bin Laden: HAHAHA!
Bush: Take off every marine.
Bush: I dont know what I'm doing
Bush: Move marines
Bush: For great justice
 
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