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Counter-Strike

In 2006 AD a bomb has been planted <beep beep beep>
GIGN: What happen?
SEAL: Someone set up us the bomb!
SAS: We get signal!
GIGN: What?
SAS: Main communication channel turn on!
SEAL: It's you!
1337: How are you gentlemen?
1337: All your bombsite are belong to us. You are on the way to Terrorists Win!
GSG9: What you say!?
1337: You have no chance to defuse make your time. Ha ha ha ha!
SAS: Buy Defuse kit! For great Counter-Terrorists Win!
1337: BOOM HEADSHOT! LOL!!!!!1111!!!111!!!ELEVENELEVEN!!!!!!
 

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9/11

In A.D. 2001 war was beginning.
Bush: What happen?
Mayor of New York: Somebody set us up the terror attacks!
Cheney: We get signal.
Bush: What the?
Cheney: Main screen turn on
Bush: It's you?!
Osama bin Laden: How are you gentlemen?
Osama bin Laden: All your WTC are belong to us
Osama bin Laden: You are on the way to destruction!
Bush:(hearing aid losing its battery) What you say???
Osama bin Laden:You have no chance to survive make your time
Osama bin Laden: HAHAHA!
Bush: Take off every marine.
Bush: I dont know what I'm doing
Bush: Move marines
Bush: For great justice

Go to hell.

^Still nope.
 

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Star Wars III

In a galaxy far, far away a war is starting...
Yoda: Happened what?
Obi-Wan Kenobi: Someone set us up the clones!
Nameless statist: We get holomessage.
Yoda: What say you?
Nameless statist: Main projector turn on.
Yoda: You it is!
Palpatine: How are you jedis !!
Palpatine: All your clone are belong to us.
Palpatine: You are on the way to extinction
Yoda: What say you?! (He's old and he admits it...)
Palpatine: You have no chance to survive use your Force.
Palpatine: KE KE KE KE....
Yoda: Off take every 'jedi' !!
Yoda: What you doing know you.
Yoda: Move 'jedi'.
Yoda: May the Schwartz Force be with you.
 

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In Aggrammar... ...war was beginning.

1 [General]: King of Stormwind: What happen?
3 [Local Defense]: xXxGIMLIxXx: Somebody set up us the horde!
1 [General]: Legolazz: We get "whisper".
1 [General]: King of Stormwind: What !
1 [General]: Legolazz: Channel "whisper" to Speak channel:General.
1 [General]: King of Stormwind: It's You !!
1 [General]: HandsomeHorde: How are you n00bs !!
1 [General]: HandsomeHorde: All your cities are belong to horde.
2 [Trade]: Hjassan: WTB CRUEL BARB!!!
1 [General]: HandsomeHorde: You are on the way to being nuked.
2 [Trade]: Meister: LOl U cant buy it it bounds!
1 [General]: King of Stormwind: What you say !!
2 [trade]: Hjassan: What you say !!
1 [General]: HandsomeHorde: You have no chance to survive make your time.
HandsomeHorde laughs at King of Stormwind. Hahaha!
4 [Looking For Group]: King of Stormwind: LFG '70 lvls'!!
4 [Looking For Group]: King of Stormwind: Stormwid is under Horde attack! We need al alliiance players heer now!!!
4 [Looking For Group]: King of Stormwind: Move '70lvls'.
4 [Looking For Group]: King of Stormwind: For great honor.
[BloodThirser] whispers: monay plz
 

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Maple Story

In 2006 AD summoning bag has been planted. <typing noises>
XxSinThief91xX: wht hppn lah
lolthegame: Someone set us up the Pink Bean!
RapidFire: we get the whisper!
XxSinThief91xX: wht
RapidFire: (turns on whisper cheat)
XxSinThief91xX: its u
Nexon: How are you maplers?
Nexon: All your jewgolds are belong to us. You are on your way to buying NX.
XxSinThief91xX: wht u say!?
Nexon: You have no chance to refuse make your time. Ha ha ha ha!
xHermit1337: mesos plz
Nexon: Your NX transaction is complete. Thank you.
 

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Snakes on a Plane
In AD 2005 / 2006... Snakes on the Plane...
Samuel L. Jackson: What happen?
Sean Jones: Somebody set us up the snakes!
Pilot: We get transmission!
Samuel L. Jackson: What the?
Pilot: Earphones play channel 2.
Samuel L. Jackson: Hell no!
Eddie Kim: How are you FBI dudes?
Eddie Kim: All your planes are belong to us!
Eddie Kim: You are on the way to Snakes on a Plane!
Samuel L. Jackson: What the fuck?
Eddie Kim: You have no chance to get antidote, make your time.
Eddie Kim and Snakes: Ssss... Ssss.... Ssss....
Samuel L. Jackson: Enough is enough!
Samuel L. Jackson: I've had it with these motherfucking snakes on this motherfucking plane!
Samuel L. Jackson: Everybody strap in!
Samuel L. Jackson: We're about to open some fucking windows!
 

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Erzahler: Im Jahr 1939, Lebensraum beginnen gewesen.
Herr Kapitan: Was ist los?
Mechaniker: Jemand der Bomb zu uns prepariren hatten.
Operator: Wir erhalten Signal.
Herr Kapitan: Was!
Operator: Hauptmonitor an.
Herr Kapitan: Sie!
Hitler: Wie geht es euch meine Herren!!
Hitler: Alle eure Lander sind zu uns gehoren.
Hitler: Ihr seid auf dem Weg zur Zerstorung.
Herr Kapitan: Was Sie sagen!!
Hitler: Ihr habt keine Wahrscheinlichkeit zu uberleben bilden Sie Ihre Zeit.
Herr Kapitan: Was meinen Sie! Ich verstehe nicht!!
Hitler: Der Ubersetzer ist ein Arschloch. Er kann kein Deutsch!!
Hitler: HA HA HA HA… HEIL!
Herr Kapitan: Nahm weg jede ”Zig”!
Herr Kapitan: Du weigt was du machst.
Herr Kapitan: Nahm weg “Zig”.
Herr Kapitan: Fur grosse Gerechtigkeit. Scheigte!!
 
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