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Random Messages #Seven

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CAUTION:THIS POST MAY MAKE YOU LOL
Let's start this post with something classical...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=65Fw3VE0r_c&p=3A0EB06376D2F5DB&playnext=1&index=2
And now, something completely different...a fight between Serebii and Archaic.(no offense to serebii)
Archaic:Serebii, surrender!Do you know my power?IT'S OVAR 9000!
Serebii:Oh, yeah!FALCON PUNCH!
*Archaic dodges it*
Archaic:*evil laugh*.THIS IS BULBAGARDEN!*Kicks Serebii*
Serebii:In Soviet Russia, idiot you are, Archaic.
Archaic:Oh yeah?So i heird u liek mudkipz!*punches serebii with a mudkip doll.Serebii falls on the floor and faints*
A voice somewhere:It's super effective!
And again, something completely different. The preview for the next pokémon movie.
''An ancient legend says that there are two great pokémon. Two pokémon who have the power to destroy the universe...or save it. They were called Magikarp and Bidoof. An evil organization called Team Potato(also called Team Plasma) discovered that legend. It came truth when they fred the two pokémon from their places. However, they could not control them, and they started a massive battle. Not even Arceus could stop them. The battle raged throug the whole pokémon world, and eventually destruction was everywhere. The faith of the pokémon world lies in a stupid, immature kid called Ash. Shall he save the world?Or nothing will stop the massive power of Magikarp and Feebas destroy it?''
And i can't think of anything for the end of this post, so *inserts conspiracy theory involving nazis, the south pole, aliens, Obama, cookies, Osama Bin Laden, a war between digimon and pokémon fansites and a second team rocket occupation of bulbagarden*
 

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OMFG!
 

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o___O

that has got to be one of the most disturbing things I've ever seen.

On that note, I gotta go now. Bye.
 
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CAUTION:THIS POST MAY MAKE YOU LOL
Let's start this post with something classical...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=65Fw3VE0r_c&p=3A0EB06376D2F5DB&playnext=1&index=2
And now, something completely different...a fight between Serebii and Archaic.(no offense to serebii)
Archaic:Serebii, surrender!Do you know my power?IT'S OVAR 9000!
Serebii:Oh, yeah!FALCON PUNCH!
*Archaic dodges it*
Archaic:*evil laugh*.THIS IS BULBAGARDEN!*Kicks Serebii*
Serebii:In Soviet Russia, idiot you are, Archaic.
Archaic:Oh yeah?So i heird u liek mudkipz!*punches serebii with a mudkip doll.Serebii falls on the floor and faints*
A voice somewhere:It's super effective!
And again, something completely different. The preview for the next pokémon movie.
''An ancient legend says that there are two great pokémon. Two pokémon who have the power to destroy the universe...or save it. They were called Magikarp and Bidoof. An evil organization called Team Potato(also called Team Plasma) discovered that legend. It came truth when they fred the two pokémon from their places. However, they could not control them, and they started a massive battle. Not even Arceus could stop them. The battle raged throug the whole pokémon world, and eventually destruction was everywhere. The faith of the pokémon world lies in a stupid, immature kid called Ash. Shall he save the world?Or nothing will stop the massive power of Magikarp and Feebas destroy it?''
And i can't think of anything for the end of this post, so *inserts conspiracy theory involving nazis, the south pole, aliens, Obama, cookies, Osama Bin Laden, a war between digimon and pokémon fansites and a second team rocket occupation of bulbagarden*
I think i just did one of the best posts from the history of Random Messages.
 

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I think i just did one of the best posts from the history of Random Messages.

I beg to differ. Now witness...

POKE FICTION

Pikachu: What does Raichu look like?
Meowth: What?
Pikachu: What region are you from?
Meowth: What?
Pikachu: "What" ain't no region I ever heard of! They speak English in "What"?!
Meowth: What?
Pikachu: English, motherfucker! Do you speak it?!
Meowth: Yes!
Pikachu: Then you know what I'm saying.
Meowth: Yes...
Pikachu:Describe what Raichu looks like!
Meowth: What?
Pikachu: Say "what" again. Say "what" again! I dare you! I double-dare you, motherfucker! Say "what" one more goddamn time!
Meowth: He-he's orange.
Pikachu: Go on!
Meowth: He's bald.
Pikachu: Does he look like a Snubull?
Meowth: What?!
Pikachu: Does he look … like … a Snubull?!
Meowth: No-o!
Pikachu: Then why'd you try to fuck him like a Snubull, Meowth?
Meowth: I didn't!
Pikachu: Yes, you did! Yes, you did, Meowth! You tried to fuck him. And Raichu don't like to be fucked by anybody except Azumarril. You read the Bible, Meowth?
Meowth: Yes.
Pikachu: Well, there's this passage I've got memorized, sort'a fits the occasion. Ezekiel 25:17? "The path of the Pokémon trainer is beset on all sides by the iniquities of the selfish and the tyranny of Team Rocket. Blessed is he, who in the name of experience and EV training, battles through the Elite Four, for he is truly his brother's keeper and the master of Pokémon. And I will strike down upon thee with Thunderbolts and Hidden Power Ice those who would attempt to poison and faint my Pokémon. And you will know my name is Pikachu when I lay my vengeance upon thee!"
 

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Oh man. I want it SO badly...
Who knew three days could go by this slow?
 
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