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Who is to blame for new RM?


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Lone_Garurumon

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I predict that Mr. Zap is in fact still so incredibly loopy, that in an attempt to burn off his excess loopiness has hijacked a plane and is currently performing an incredibly large number of loops in rapid succession. This being a commercial flight that he has hijacked the passengers are understandably concerned, to the extent that a group of men in white coats were called to take Mr. Zap to an undisclosed location where he can cause no more harm to himself or others.
 

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I predict that Mr. Zap is in fact still so incredibly loopy, that in an attempt to burn off his excess loopiness has hijacked a plane and is currently performing an incredibly large number of loops in rapid succession. This being a commercial flight that he has hijacked the passengers are understandably concerned, to the extent that a group of men in white coats were called to take Mr. Zap to an undisclosed location where he can cause no more harm to himself or others.
Exactly as I planned!
 

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Your plan is working to perfection master. And you shall be a most merciful ruler.
 

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Clearly Reality is out to lunch, therefore:
*Summons a Metroid to attack Crystal Onix so that he cannot feed Enzap until both can be taken away by the Men in Black*
(I know I originally said white, but the reality warping has attracted higher attention)
 

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*on CB radio* Big Bertha, come in, Big Bertha, this is Crystal Onix. We have a problem, I'm going to need backup. Over.
*large transport plane descends on the passenger plane and its bay doors open and out drives a hummer with a machine gun turret. The hummer falls right into the hole in the passenger plane and starts firing tranquilizers at the metroid*
 

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*The metroid is hit by the tranquilisers and falls to the floor, twitching. However the Men in Black arrive in one of their awesome vehicles and proceed to use their awesome guns to destroy the hummer. They then move towards Crystal Onix and Enzap, about to arrest them both*
 

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Whoa whoa whoa!
@Lone_Garurumon, Crystal Onix works for ME. He's part of the Maniacal Alliance.
If you'd like to be part of the Maniacal Alliance as well, I'd suggest you not interfere with other members of said alliance.

Technically, Enzap is a founding member of the Troll Alliance, which is a charter member of the Maniacal Alliance, but I enjoy trying to steal the throne of power from him once in a while.
 

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Oh... Uh... I'm new... Well... Carry on then... My apologies. I suppose we should handle the MiB then huh. Any ideas?
 

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Just remembered - anyone want to join and burn all of ME's supply of butterfly nets!

Only celebrated a few seconds, quickly forgotten
*reached 5,000 posts on Bulbagardens*
 

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Whoa whoa whoa!
@Lone_Garurumon, Crystal Onix works for ME. He's part of the Maniacal Alliance.
If you'd like to be part of the Maniacal Alliance as well, I'd suggest you not interfere with other members of said alliance.

Technically, Enzap is a founding member of the Troll Alliance, which is a charter member of the Maniacal Alliance, but I enjoy trying to steal the throne of power from him once in a while.
I guess I also assumed that when he began feeding Benthic Rush to Enzap when he was soon to be taken away (apparently according to your plan), that he would be an enemy. I apologise.
 

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Yeah, then who's the ass man? That's what I call assistent manager.
 
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