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Random Messages Thread: Episode XII riPepperonis

Who is to blame for new RM?


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Enzap

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Re: Random Messages Thread: Chapter Twelf - Starring Shia LaBeouf

I'm pretty sure that lady died from natural causes.
 

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Re: Random Messages Thread: Chapter Twelf - Starring Shia LaBeouf

Laughter is natural.

A knife from a knock, knock joke is also "natural causes"
 

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Re: Random Messages Thread: Chapter Twelf - Starring Shia LaBeouf

ME: Knock, knock.

PF: Who's there?

ME: Interupting Knife

PF: Interupting Kn-

ME: *throws a knife at PF*


Hooray for comedy!
 

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Re: Random Messages Thread: Chapter Twelf - Starring Shia LaBeouf

@progressforth; you want to know what's really scary?
My little sister, who's 10 years my junior, came up with that joke.
 

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Re: Random Messages Thread: Chapter Twelf - Starring Shia LaBeouf

progressforth; you want to know what's really scary?
My little sister, who's 10 years my junior, came up with that joke.
Your sister is going to be a genius when she grows up
also maybe a murderer
but still, genius!
 

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I would like the world to know that I am very disappointed in this
 

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progressforth; you want to know what's really scary?
My little sister, who's 10 years my junior, came up with that joke.
Your sister is going to be a genius when she grows up
also maybe a murderer
but still, genius!

Yeah, I know. I'm scared too... o_O

@Enzap; I am very disappointed as well. I thought for sure my plastic knife would have done more damage than that...

Maybe next time I should go with the Interupting Dynamite variant of the joke. Problem is, that requires very specific timing. The fuse needs to be lit so that it goes off right before the end, but give the joke teller enough time to GTFO before it Explodes.
 

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Re: Random Messages Thread: Chapter Twelf - Starring Shia LaBeouf

And the award for most accurate depiction of my feelings about waking up goes to We Bare Bears!
latest
 

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Re: Random Messages Thread: Chapter Twelf - Starring Shia LaBeouf

Kids are alright, I mean when they're like 4 or less anything above they're little devils. Well until they're 25 or just old enough to act like members of society. That doesn't mean you don't think it tho.
 

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Re: Random Messages Thread: Chapter Twelf - Starring Shia LaBeouf

@progressforth; you want to know what's really scary?
My little sister, who's 10 years my junior, came up with that joke.

Kids can be cruel little monsters. :p

This kid seems overly obsessed with murder and stabbing. I have no idea where she gets it from.

She's also not really a kid. Much as I hate to admit it, she isn't 2 years old anymore, she's growing up...
I'm so old! :(
 

Jyo

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Re: Random Messages Thread: Chapter Twelf - Starring Shia LaBeouf

What did I miss?
I was playing with Eevee
 

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Re: Random Messages Thread: Chapter Twelf - Starring Shia LaBeouf

You missed a good Knock, Knock joke. Wanna hear it?
 

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Re: Random Messages Thread: Chapter Twelf - Starring Shia LaBeouf

*Sits in the background while licking a Espeon's ear*
 

Jyo

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Re: Random Messages Thread: Chapter Twelf - Starring Shia LaBeouf

@Goosenap; just saw it, didn't get it
 
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