TheWallpost said:GagaMan RM Warrior
In the year of 20XX, a young man by the name of Genzapp Brannigan receives a very special gift as he enters his sophomore year of college. His very own customized A.I., GagaMan! Together, they seek to bring chaos and shenanigans to the RM Thread while balancing a full class load. There's triumphs, failures, long dialogues about SSB that I attempt to understand with mild success, memes, duck, and late night pillow talk.
Tune in Fall 2015 to witness the birth of latest modern cult classic.
KakuMakaka about Shiny Megagross said:
You’re livin’ the dream, having the most posts in a thread on a fansite dedicated to a children’s videogame franchise. Your agent’s phone is off the hook, you’re scheduled to go on The Today Show and The Tonight Show. People scramble to catch a glimpse of any posts from you, even the simplest “lol.”
But then the pressure gets to you. You want to branch out into other things. Your agent doesn’t want you to wreck your brand, you’re about to set up that new clothing line deal after all.
You take up extreme ironing. You post and iron and skydive at the same time. In the climatic match of the world finals you burn your hand, ruining your future plans of becoming a hand model in Salt Lake City, while still sticking the landing.
People say you’re washed up. A has-been. Deader than progressive free-form doo-wop. Your agent jumps ship, not that they had anything to stay for, you’re not getting any calls except from Jerry. And you fucking hate Jerry.
That’s when the drinking starts. 8 cups of water a day, you’re staying hydrated.
But no amount of water can wash away the stain…
That’s when it hits you! Stained glass windows! That’s how you’ll rise to the top again! The next five years you dedicate yourself to the craft, honing your skills. You have a new agent now, and you actually remember their name this time! It’s [REDACTED]! Things are starting to look up for you and your new business! Until the accident…
It was a horrible movie. For one thing, it’s not properly capitalized, that irritated you beyond belief, but forgoing your better judgment you let [REDACTED] set up a deal with the director who’s heard of your extraordinary stained glass windows. She wants them in her movie, says there’s going to be a scene in a church that needs the best stained glass windows to grace the planet. It’s good publicity, [REDACTED] says. Everything is 49% more dramatic when it occurs in a church. People are going to want your stained glass windows all over their houses, cars, sheds, bunkers, duck, stadiums, office buildings, stores, morgues, everywhere so that when they’re having the weekly conversation of whose turn it is to take the garbage out, your windows are there to make that conversation.
So you agree to it. You slave over these windows for six months and install them into the set. The director’s really hush-hush though, makes you wait until the movie’s released to see the scene they’re in. You bring your parents to the premiere, they’re so proud of their child, who will hopefully stop casually blasting that deleted song from Aladdin at them because okay they get it.
It turns out all your windows are smashed in by gigantic turnips or some shit, I’m not entirely sure, I kind of dozed off at this part. The point is though, no one wants stained glass windows that can’t stand up to a stalk of celery, so your sales plummet. You start drinking heavily again. You destroy your neighbor’s vegetable garden. The police are called. The beet industry beats your reputation into the ground. The children of the corn pop you one in the mouth. I’m not even gonna tell you what the rutabaga people did to your curling equipment.
My private investigator’s notes are a bit sparse here, but somewhere down the line you fake your death, start a new life as a cobbler in Switzerland, and prank call psychic hotlines about how the Dark-type is better.
The moral of this story is don’t drink and post, you could spill your water on your computer or mobile device. Also how it sucks that that plot and song had to be cut fromAladdin because shit I like that song.
I'll send you some DON'T NUTSKakukatata said:BMGf (Early) Obits:
KM's Bank Account
met with the Flying-type Tangrowth on
WheneverFE:FatesISReleasedInTheStates, 2016.
SM's Bank Account
repeatedly crossing paths with the Flying-type Tangrowth
currently on life support, maybe
send donations, donuts, and prayers
FROM THE QUOTE ROOMS said:• lovandra's love advice (99% of the time is "just get a cat.")
KUKUGRATTATA said:It has been known to happen every now and then.
Some scholars speculate it coincides with the harvest moon
but this has yet to be proven, for I have never played any of those games.
The BOOKPOST said:We gotta wait for the book deal to go through first.
Then we get the merchandizing and movie deal.
The RAW POST said:Imagine it lov, your adorable kitty cat face in a Happy Meal, bringing joy to children all around the world.
meanwhile, gags’ gives at the very least mild discomfort
These Happy Meals are gonna have to come with a warning
Besides the one for the food.
One of the reasons I adore the show <3That animation looks slick.
Noooo! Please Goosenap, tell him not to get my nightmares back with his comeback D':