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Random Messages Thread: Episode XII riPepperonis

Who is to blame for new RM?


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ArvAl

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What if there was no light.
Nothing wrong, nothing right.
What if there was no time.
Only reasons, and rhymes.


Ah, I love ^'s song
 

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Re: Random Messages Thread: Chapter Twelf - Starring Shia LaBeowulf

Omfg I used to involuntary play 'get down Mr. President' in secondary school xD I was friends with a group of boys and I was usually the one who'd forget to get down .-.

I got plenty of revenge later when they forgot about it :D

I tried to get into Homestuck, twice, but I didn't really know what to do and the start is so borning and confusing.
And I fucking hate clowns.
 

ArvAl

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Re: Random Messages Thread: Chapter Twelf - Starring Shia LaBeowulf

It such a shame that I don't know any of those game back when I'm younger in age *silenced*
 

Maniacal Engineer

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ME will soon be back.
 

Figgles

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Re: Random Messages Thread: Chapter Twelf - Starring Shia LaBeowulf

@Kakuna Matata; Chu Chu is the cutest nickname ever and past me was foolish to deny it

But past me was foolish in general

Also I don't remember when exactly I did the Wall To End All Others to check this, but that wallpost is certainly a good contender against it.
 

ArvAl

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Noooo! Please Goosenap, tell him not to get my nightmares back with his comeback D':
 

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TheWallpost said:
GagaMan RM Warrior

In the year of 20XX, a young man by the name of Genzapp Brannigan receives a very special gift as he enters his sophomore year of college. His very own customized A.I., GagaMan! Together, they seek to bring chaos and shenanigans to the RM Thread while balancing a full class load. There's triumphs, failures, long dialogues about SSB that I attempt to understand with mild success, memes, duck, and late night pillow talk.

Tune in Fall 2015 to witness the birth of latest modern cult classic.

noms the popcorn accid

KakuMakaka about Shiny Megagross said:

You’re livin’ the dream, having the most posts in a thread on a fansite dedicated to a children’s videogame franchise. Your agent’s phone is off the hook, you’re scheduled to go on The Today Show and The Tonight Show. People scramble to catch a glimpse of any posts from you, even the simplest “lol.”

But then the pressure gets to you. You want to branch out into other things. Your agent doesn’t want you to wreck your brand, you’re about to set up that new clothing line deal after all.

You take up extreme ironing. You post and iron and skydive at the same time. In the climatic match of the world finals you burn your hand, ruining your future plans of becoming a hand model in Salt Lake City, while still sticking the landing.

People say you’re washed up. A has-been. Deader than progressive free-form doo-wop. Your agent jumps ship, not that they had anything to stay for, you’re not getting any calls except from Jerry. And you fucking hate Jerry.

That’s when the drinking starts. 8 cups of water a day, you’re staying hydrated.
But no amount of water can wash away the stain…

That’s when it hits you! Stained glass windows! That’s how you’ll rise to the top again! The next five years you dedicate yourself to the craft, honing your skills. You have a new agent now, and you actually remember their name this time! It’s [REDACTED]! Things are starting to look up for you and your new business! Until the accident…

It was a horrible movie. For one thing, it’s not properly capitalized, that irritated you beyond belief, but forgoing your better judgment you let [REDACTED] set up a deal with the director who’s heard of your extraordinary stained glass windows. She wants them in her movie, says there’s going to be a scene in a church that needs the best stained glass windows to grace the planet. It’s good publicity, [REDACTED] says. Everything is 49% more dramatic when it occurs in a church. People are going to want your stained glass windows all over their houses, cars, sheds, bunkers, duck, stadiums, office buildings, stores, morgues, everywhere so that when they’re having the weekly conversation of whose turn it is to take the garbage out, your windows are there to make that conversation.

So you agree to it. You slave over these windows for six months and install them into the set. The director’s really hush-hush though, makes you wait until the movie’s released to see the scene they’re in. You bring your parents to the premiere, they’re so proud of their child, who will hopefully stop casually blasting that deleted song from Aladdin at them because okay they get it.

It turns out all your windows are smashed in by gigantic turnips or some shit, I’m not entirely sure, I kind of dozed off at this part. The point is though, no one wants stained glass windows that can’t stand up to a stalk of celery, so your sales plummet. You start drinking heavily again. You destroy your neighbor’s vegetable garden. The police are called. The beet industry beats your reputation into the ground. The children of the corn pop you one in the mouth. I’m not even gonna tell you what the rutabaga people did to your curling equipment.

My private investigator’s notes are a bit sparse here, but somewhere down the line you fake your death, start a new life as a cobbler in Switzerland, and prank call psychic hotlines about how the Dark-type is better.

The moral of this story is don’t drink and post, you could spill your water on your computer or mobile device. Also how it sucks that that plot and song had to be cut fromAladdin because shit I like that song.

Noms Pillow Popcorn while sleeping on it.

Kakukatata said:
BMGf (Early) Obits:
KM's Bank Account
met with the Flying-type Tangrowth on
WheneverFE:FatesISReleasedInTheStates, 2016.

SM's Bank Account
repeatedly crossing paths with the Flying-type Tangrowth
currently on life support, maybe

send donations, donuts, and prayers
I'll send you some DON'T NUTS

FROM THE QUOTE ROOMS said:
• lovandra's love advice (99% of the time is "just get a cat.")

Cat is answer for all your heartache
funny-pictures-your-lolcat-is-delivered.jpg

An for the 1% is either this

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or this

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KUKUGRATTATA said:
It has been known to happen every now and then.

Some scholars speculate it coincides with the harvest moon

but this has yet to be proven, for I have never played any of those games.

Me neither, I've only ever play Story of Season lately.

The BOOKPOST said:
We gotta wait for the book deal to go through first.

Then we get the merchandizing and movie deal.

I have my crews reaaahddyy.
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The RAW POST said:
Imagine it lov, your adorable kitty cat face in a Happy Meal, bringing joy to children all around the world.
meanwhile, gags’ gives at the very least mild discomfort
These Happy Meals are gonna have to come with a warning
Besides the one for the food.

But I already have my own merchandises

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Noooo! Please Goosenap, tell him not to get my nightmares back with his comeback D':

Sorry, Arvie. I received my renewed ASME card in the mail yesterday. My Engineering Powers will be back on Monday.
Enjoy the last day of Goosenapping.
 

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*throws a rock at the Goose*
 

jackatlasred

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My book would totally sell out @Kakuna Matata; granted I would only print out 20 books the first time...

Get your first edition book now I hear that they're the most expensive.

Soon to come:
Edition 2, 3, 4, 4.1, 4.5, 4.5-2, 4.5 ultra, boosted 4.5 ultra, 4.5 the original edition, 4.7, 5, 4.5 reboot, 4.5 secret, 6, 4.5 again edition, 7, 8, 4.5 the buy it again edition, 4.5 special street fighter edition, 9, 4.5 give me your money meme edition, 10.

I feel 7 will be a crowd pleaser.
 
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*wakes up*
 

Doctor Floptopus

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Re: Random Messages Thread: Chapter Twelf - Starring Shia LaBeowulf

Now now KM I sell more than flip flops
We also stock various other types of summer footwear!
 

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KM's wallpost doesn't like Tapatalk
 

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What do you mean? Wallposts work well on Tapatalk.
 

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It crashed about four times on me xD
 

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It crashed before I could even see the wallpost there lol
I'll like it when I'm on my laptop
 

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KM wall posts are always a glorious sight to behold.
 
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