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Random Messages Thread: Episode XII riPepperonis

Who is to blame for new RM?


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Snowy

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Re: (ી(΄◞ิ౪◟ิ‵)ʃ) Random Messages 12 ༼ ༎ຶ ෴ ༎ຶ༽

Some of us exist outside of space and time Like the wormhole aliens.
 

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I haven't played animal crossing in 6 months and no one's moved O:

If only either of the 2 I don't like would move.
 

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THE GOOSE IS HanGING LOW
 

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CREEPY OLD MAN. SMILING SMUGLY WHILE HOLDING A POCKET WATCH. DOESN'T THAT SOUND SUSPICIOUS?! HE'S THE HARBINGER OF DEATH!
Doesn't ring a bell.


In other news, there's the movie Jack the Giant Slayer sitting on my kitchen table. It caused me to actually give some thought to the story of Jack and the Beanstalk. I've come to the conclusion that Jack is a total jerk and should be arrested and charged with theft of two bags of gold, grand theft goose and second-degree murder.

That is not to say the giant is a hero either, but it could be argued that against Jack's father (who is guilty of attempted murder in the first degree), the giant was acting in self-defense. Though from what his wife says, it seems that she's even afraid of him and his violent temperament.

The fairy is also a creepy stalker who tries to incite Jack to murder.

What's more, society at large in that story seems harsh and uncaring, completely willing to crush its poor under the weight of whatever economic and political system exists at the time.

No, the only decent people in the story are Mrs. Giant, Jack's mother and the butcher.
 

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No ethical or moral crises allowed in RM!
 

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Re: (ી(΄◞ิ౪◟ิ‵)ʃ) Random Messages 12 ༼ ༎ຶ ෴ ༎ຶ༽

There's a fairy in Jack and the Beanstalk?
 

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Apparently. There's a woman/fairy at the top of the beanstalk outside the giant's castle.
 

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In his current form, Jack is strong against Fairies.
 

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Most fairy tails are horrific. I hated Sleeping Beauty when I was little because Maleficent didn't deserve to die and it just seemed so freaking dark.
I also hated the version of Red Ridinghood where the wolf is killed (I liked the one where the woodcutter scared the wolf off and found the grandma in the closet).

Oh and I hated Bambi with a passion.
 

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yeah, I don't think the ugly sisters really deserved to have their eyes pecked out.
 

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Everyone is gonna die one day, might as well make it quick
 

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Everyone is gonna die one day, might as well make it quick
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Re: (ી(΄◞ิ౪◟ิ‵)ʃ) Random Messages 12 ༼ ༎ຶ ෴ ༎ຶ༽

Let's go west across the Atlantic and join John Henry, who is attempting to prove that the human spirit is more powerful than the railroad company's new steam-powered hammer.
 

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*freezes the Atlantic Ocean*
 

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Let's go west across the Atlantic and join John Henry, who is attempting to prove that the human spirit is more powerful than the railroad company's new steam-powered hammer.

No. I have a feeling this will result in getting hammered. Both literally and figuratively.
 

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Re: (ી(΄◞ิ౪◟ิ‵)ʃ) Random Messages 12 ༼ ༎ຶ ෴ ༎ຶ༽

*introduces a cactus cat and a chupacabra into RM*
 

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*the new characters immediately fail to win consumer popularity and are killed off in a spectacular manner*
 

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*burns the cactus*
 
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