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M the Gate

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I hate my science teacher. Everyone does. She doesn't teach us ANYTHING.

We've been through three science teachers this year. The first one was fired for being a pedophile, the second was temporary (and probably the best) and the current one sucks.

I wasn't joking about the pedophile thing.
 

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I wish shit like that happened to me, to my school.
 

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I hate my science teacher. Everyone does. She doesn't teach us ANYTHING.

We've been through three science teachers this year. The first one was fired for being a pedophile, the second was temporary (and probably the best) and the current one sucks.

I wasn't joking about the pedophile thing.

O_O

So he like perved on his students?

*gives Rainbow a punnet of strawberries*

I need to get "Equesrria Girls" out of my head before school starts again next Tuesday.

I can see it now- in the middle of Science, supposed to be learning...
"Girls, this is the periodic table of elements-"
"SO CUTE, WE'LL BLOW YOUR MINDS! O-O-O-O-OH!"

THE SOLUTION-
[video=youtube;QH2-TGUlwu4]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QH2-TGUlwu4[/video]
 

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My science teacher this year sucks.

YOU CAN'T EVEN HERE HIM.

And he always says- "Eh boys, don't be foolish!"
 

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@minimag: He was about sixty and he called a girl sexy.

Also, I find it very hard to get nyan stuck in my head. Equestria Girls is MUCH more catchy!
 

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@minimag: He was about sixty and he called a girl sexy.

Also, I find it very hard to get nyan stuck in my head. Equestria Girls is MUCH more catchy!

o_O

So it's like-"Hey sexy, come over here!" or something?

Also, yeah, it can be hard for some people...
 

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Because even semi-normal stuff never happens around me.
No one's ever less straight as an arrow. No one gets seriously hurt. No bullying talk. No false gossip of person X banging Y. No strange gym classes. No food fights.

And no Pokémon.

Nothing.
 

M the Gate

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That's boring, Miar. My school's the best. Half the teachers dressed up as ballerinas and danced, then the school captains and principals re-enacted The Wizard of Oz.
 

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That's boring, Miar. My school's the best. Half the teachers dressed up as ballerinas and danced, then the school captains and principals re-enacted The Wizard of Oz.

o_O

Our school is boring and shitty.

:l

Although my Social Studies teacher is awesome.

He jokes about how shitty the school is.
 

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Because even semi-normal stuff never happens around me.
No one's ever less straight as an arrow. No one gets seriously hurt. No bullying talk. No false gossip of person X banging Y. No strange gym classes. No food fights.

And no Pokémon.

Nothing.

Stuff like that never happen here, either. But my school is still interesting.
 

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I like to think I've lived a pretty isolated life. I had expected to see at least one lesbian in my life by the time I was 17. It still hasn't happened.
 

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There's like 5 lesbians at my school. And we're only 500.
 

M the Gate

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When you go to an all girls like me, Miar, it's enevitable that you'll see a lesbian before you're seventeen.
 

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There are no lesbians at my school because it's an all boys school :l

There are a few gays and bis though.

@M the Gate-What are lesbians like? :/ Do they act like guys?
 

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In my 4 years at this school, there has been one gay. One. He got bullied like hell so I don't think we'll see another one for a while.
 

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There's like 5 lesbians at my school. And we're only 500.
Mine was more than twice that. I seemed to be the only one who wasn't perfectly straight (asexual).

But that's come and gone.
 

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Maybe they were just not out of the closet.
 
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