-dramatic voice- When I found him he was a badass. When I evolved him, he raped Chuck Norris.When I first found him in the wild, as a level 14 Tympole, I didn't like him either. I'm sure he hated himself. Then he evolved. He couldn't do anything except throwing Mud Shots at people and get OHKOed by most attacks. He was a failure, both in his and in my eyes. He probably wanted to end his life, but I gave him a chance, even if I wasn't so sure it would be a good idea. And then, he evolved again. And he became the powerhouse of my team. All the deception and frustration he felt as a Tympole and as a Palpitoad disappeared. Instead, it was anger, and desire to beat other Pokémon. He was so powerful that I had to leave him out of some battle sometimes. After that, I decided that he was worthy of being in my team, and I gave him the name Hyperion, after the Titan deity of the Sun.
I FUCKING HATE MY JOB. *CRIES*
AND I CANNOT QUIT IT EITHER.