Captain Nascimento:Choose 4:Get shot, get your head inside a bag, get a broom up your ass or answer my question <tons of swearing>Neh.
So if you keep saying you're gonna get wifi, when are you?
I really want to teach all of you to scream like a rockstar.
Like Primal Scream Solo.
Captain Nascimento:YOU GOT 10 SECONDS TO CHOOSE 1.I really want to teach you all how to swim decently.
^.___.;
Neh.
So if you keep saying you're gonna get wifi, when are you?
Captain Nascimento:So you want money?You'll receive it. Bullets. *points shotgun at your head*I wish I had money.
More money.
But that's just me being selfish.
Captain Nascimento:So you want money?You'll receive it. Bullets. *points shotgun at your head*
Captain Nascimento:And if you don't want ''money'' we can give you a bag or a broom.
That's not me. It's captain nascimento.*nascimento blows your head up with a shotgun*-puts you in sleeper hold-
Don't feel to smart now do ya?
Captain Nascimento:So you want bullets?*kills you with a shotgun*He's gonna shoot me ;_;
Bwaha, May.
That's not me. It's captain nascimento.*nascimento blows your head up with a shotgun*
You can't kill Nascimento.I'm a poltergeist.
-kills nascimento in afterlife-