Exactly. If you play fast, all you're proving is that you're a disappointment in bed too. Come on! Take it slow! Enjoy the damn game! No need to rush!
It took me a month to beat Black the first time, because I have things to do in life other than play Pokemon.
I don't complain about people beating games quickly because I'm not slow.
If you have nothing to do other than play pokemon, you must have no school, no jobs, don't have to worry about cooking or cleaning...I wish my life was that simple.