Capricious Equilibrium
I'm A Bit-I Mean Witch
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Re: Random Messages Issue #11
Best skype convo ever!
I cut off the rest of the conversation because we started talkin' bout another friend who I shall keep even more anonymous than 'Friend'.
Best skype convo ever!
[05/06/2014 15:41:50] Friend: hello
[05/06/2014 17:35:34] Jordan McGregor: Senpai
[05/06/2014 17:35:39] Jordan McGregor: (handshake)
[05/06/2014 17:37:43] Friend: yes
[05/06/2014 17:38:01] Jordan McGregor: GTG, will be back on in 10-15 mins~
[05/06/2014 17:38:10] Friend: ok
[05/06/2014 17:38:16] Jordan McGregor: Okay never mind the vid is only 6 mins long
[05/06/2014 17:38:38] Jordan McGregor: *7
[05/06/2014 17:40:22] Jordan McGregor: You on the pixelmon server?
[05/06/2014 17:40:52] Friend: no homework
[05/06/2014 17:41:27] Jordan McGregor: We do have homework
[05/06/2014 17:41:36] Friend: maths
[05/06/2014 17:41:44] Jordan McGregor: Ah. KK
[05/06/2014 17:46:29] Jordan McGregor: What is a 3D poltgon?
[05/06/2014 17:47:13] Ryan Patience: is that homework?
[05/06/2014 17:47:26] Jordan McGregor: Yeha
[05/06/2014 17:47:46] Friend: ooohhhh i 4got the blue book ;(
[05/06/2014 17:48:01] Jordan McGregor: XD
[05/06/2014 17:48:07] Jordan McGregor: (facepalm)
[05/06/2014 17:48:17] Jordan McGregor: Do it on paper
[05/06/2014 17:48:28] Friend: I will
[05/06/2014 17:49:45] Jordan McGregor: yAY
[05/06/2014 17:50:23] Friend: a 3D polygon is a prism btw
[05/06/2014 17:50:44] Jordan McGregor: -_-
[05/06/2014 17:50:50] Jordan McGregor: really though
[05/06/2014 17:51:19] Friend: yes
[05/06/2014 17:51:37] Jordan McGregor: gtg, will be back after hm
[05/06/2014 17:51:46] Friend: ok
[05/06/2014 19:23:53] Jordan McGregor: Hey
[05/06/2014 19:24:20] Friend: ell o ello elo
[05/06/2014 19:26:40] Jordan McGregor: goobye goobye goobye
[05/06/2014 19:27:11] Friend: ok u strange little boy (devil)
[05/06/2014 19:28:15] Jordan McGregor: Nope, I'm an angle! (emo)
[05/06/2014 19:28:29] Friend: yeah obtuse (rofl)
[05/06/2014 19:28:42] Jordan McGregor: SHUT THE FUCK UP OR YOU'LL DIE
[05/06/2014 19:29:23] Friend: MAKE MEH! (devil)
[05/06/2014 19:29:35] Jordan McGregor: I HAVE TO GO*KILLS 'Friend'*
[05/06/2014 19:29:36] Jordan McGregor: BYE
[05/06/2014 19:30:03] Friend: NO BYE!!
[05/06/2014 19:30:06] Jordan McGregor: (whew)
[05/06/2014 19:41:18] Jordan McGregor: STAHP
[05/06/2014 20:06:56] Friend: what
[05/06/2014 20:07:46] Jordan McGregor: Yo MaMa
[05/06/2014 21:02:22] Jordan McGregor: Dun Dun DUUUUUN~
[05/06/2014 21:05:48] Friend: no just no.....
[05/06/2014 21:05:54] Jordan McGregor: >
[05/06/2014 21:05:57] Jordan McGregor: Wuu2?
[05/06/2014 21:06:03] Jordan McGregor: >
[05/06/2014 21:06:10] Jordan McGregor: JNEOfjoifj
[05/06/2014 21:06:14] Jordan McGregor: stupid emoticons
[05/06/2014 21:06:18] Jordan McGregor: getting in my way
[05/06/2014 21:06:19] Jordan McGregor: stahp
[05/06/2014 21:06:26] Jordan McGregor: >: D
[05/06/2014 21:06:38] Friend: >8D GET OWNED!
[05/06/2014 21:06:48] Jordan McGregor: -O
[05/06/2014 21:06:54] Jordan McGregor: Middle finger.
[05/06/2014 21:06:57] Jordan McGregor: Get owneder
[05/06/2014 21:07:03] Ryan Patience: never
[05/06/2014 21:07:10] Friend: TAUNT!
[05/06/2014 21:07:12] Friend: TAUNT!
[05/06/2014 21:07:19] Jordan McGregor: FLOCK OFF FEATHER FACE
[05/06/2014 21:07:38] Friend: -_-
[05/06/2014 21:07:50] Friend: better comeback plz
[05/06/2014 21:07:54] Jordan McGregor: (hug)
[05/06/2014 21:08:06] Jordan McGregor: That's what yo mama said last night
[05/06/2014 21:08:14] Jordan McGregor:
[05/06/2014 21:09:10] Friend: IK she heard ur arguments last night about the NON EXISTANT MIC *cough* cough* lier!
[05/06/2014 21:09:52] Jordan McGregor: I know, me and 'YET ANOTHER FRIEND' were arguing over who has first ride on the 'pony', if ya know what I'm saying
[05/06/2014 21:09:54] Jordan McGregor: (kiss)
[05/06/2014 21:10:45] Friend: u r gross you leave burger kings happey meal out of this!
[05/06/2014 21:11:45] Jordan McGregor: I'm sorry, you're mom's buns are just too tasty (party)
[05/06/2014 21:12:02] Friend: ik she got them from asda
[05/06/2014 21:16:32] Jordan McGregor: More like, ASSda
[05/06/2014 21:17:34] Friend: no just no it took u 5 mins for that comeback
[05/06/2014 21:17:54] Jordan McGregor: No, I was too busy giving your mom a booty call
[05/06/2014 21:17:58] Jordan McGregor: See you tonight
[05/06/2014 21:18:04] Jordan McGregor: If you're still awake
[05/06/2014 21:18:14] Jordan McGregor: If we're that loud
[05/06/2014 21:18:16] Jordan McGregor: Jk, jk
[05/06/2014 21:18:19] Jordan McGregor: Truce?
[05/06/2014 21:18:43] Friend: ok but u admitted u liked banging 45 year olds
[05/06/2014 21:19:06] Jordan McGregor: I am secretly Harry Style
[05/06/2014 21:19:08] Jordan McGregor: s
[05/06/2014 21:19:19] Friend: i knew it
[05/06/2014 21:19:24] Jordan McGregor: Oh shit, that would mean that one of my friends would want to throw her bra at me
[05/06/2014 21:19:33] Jordan McGregor: And I'd look like a squirrel
[05/06/2014 21:19:40] Jordan McGregor: And I'd get STIs from Koalas
[05/06/2014 21:19:45] Jordan McGregor: And smoke drugs
[05/06/2014 21:19:47] Jordan McGregor: So nope.
[05/06/2014 21:19:54] Friend: DONT MENTION SQUIRRELS IN MY PRESSANCE!
[05/06/2014 21:20:03] Jordan McGregor: SQUIRRELS EAT WAFFLES
[05/06/2014 21:20:07] Jordan McGregor: >: D
[05/06/2014 21:20:16] Friend: NU-UH JUST THE FINGERS!!!
[05/06/2014 21:20:23] Jordan McGregor: (wasntme)
[05/06/2014 21:21:16] Jordan McGregor: (devil)l====l=== (angel)=>
[05/06/2014 21:21:32] Jordan McGregor: Shit, it looks like my bad concious just killed my good concious
[05/06/2014 21:21:42] Jordan McGregor: *become squirrel king*
[05/06/2014 21:22:41] Friend: ((xx(::::::::::::::::::::::::::happy face) BRING IT I HAVE A SWORD!
[05/06/2014 21:23:01] Friend: ((xx{{::::::::::::::::::::::::happy face)
[05/06/2014 21:23:04] Jordan McGregor: Where's the tip?
[05/06/2014 21:23:22] Friend: ((xx(:::::::::::::::::::::::::::/
[05/06/2014 21:23:56] Jordan McGregor: (((xxx(((xxx(((l::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::l>
[05/06/2014 21:24:02] Jordan McGregor: Bring it, bitch
[05/06/2014 21:24:10] Friend: claps* u broke it
[05/06/2014 21:24:12] Jordan McGregor: My sword is much bigger
[05/06/2014 21:24:23] Jordan McGregor: Actually, it looks more like a spear
[05/06/2014 21:24:27] Friend: yeah but it snapped years ago
[05/06/2014 21:24:37] Jordan McGregor: No, we've been over this...
[05/06/2014 21:24:44] Friend: (inlove)
[05/06/2014 21:24:48] Jordan McGregor: That was you and ***** after your first date
[05/06/2014 21:24:59] Friend: wrong emoticon!
[05/06/2014 21:25:15] Jordan McGregor: (heart)OTP 2K4EVA (heart)
[05/06/2014 21:25:20] Friend: he wants it to happen but i don't roll that way!
[05/06/2014 21:25:45] Friend: seriously IRL MODE he wont leave me alone!
[05/06/2014 21:25:47] Jordan McGregor: It did, you just got sex-nesia because he shagged your brain out XD
[05/06/2014 21:25:55] Jordan McGregor: I'm sorry
[05/06/2014 21:25:58] Jordan McGregor: Too far
[05/06/2014 21:26:01] Jordan McGregor: Ceasefire?
[05/06/2014 21:26:13] Friend: ceasefire
[05/06/2014 17:35:34] Jordan McGregor: Senpai
[05/06/2014 17:35:39] Jordan McGregor: (handshake)
[05/06/2014 17:37:43] Friend: yes
[05/06/2014 17:38:01] Jordan McGregor: GTG, will be back on in 10-15 mins~
[05/06/2014 17:38:10] Friend: ok
[05/06/2014 17:38:16] Jordan McGregor: Okay never mind the vid is only 6 mins long
[05/06/2014 17:38:38] Jordan McGregor: *7
[05/06/2014 17:40:22] Jordan McGregor: You on the pixelmon server?
[05/06/2014 17:40:52] Friend: no homework
[05/06/2014 17:41:27] Jordan McGregor: We do have homework
[05/06/2014 17:41:36] Friend: maths
[05/06/2014 17:41:44] Jordan McGregor: Ah. KK
[05/06/2014 17:46:29] Jordan McGregor: What is a 3D poltgon?
[05/06/2014 17:47:13] Ryan Patience: is that homework?
[05/06/2014 17:47:26] Jordan McGregor: Yeha
[05/06/2014 17:47:46] Friend: ooohhhh i 4got the blue book ;(
[05/06/2014 17:48:01] Jordan McGregor: XD
[05/06/2014 17:48:07] Jordan McGregor: (facepalm)
[05/06/2014 17:48:17] Jordan McGregor: Do it on paper
[05/06/2014 17:48:28] Friend: I will
[05/06/2014 17:49:45] Jordan McGregor: yAY
[05/06/2014 17:50:23] Friend: a 3D polygon is a prism btw
[05/06/2014 17:50:44] Jordan McGregor: -_-
[05/06/2014 17:50:50] Jordan McGregor: really though
[05/06/2014 17:51:19] Friend: yes
[05/06/2014 17:51:37] Jordan McGregor: gtg, will be back after hm
[05/06/2014 17:51:46] Friend: ok
[05/06/2014 19:23:53] Jordan McGregor: Hey
[05/06/2014 19:24:20] Friend: ell o ello elo
[05/06/2014 19:26:40] Jordan McGregor: goobye goobye goobye
[05/06/2014 19:27:11] Friend: ok u strange little boy (devil)
[05/06/2014 19:28:15] Jordan McGregor: Nope, I'm an angle! (emo)
[05/06/2014 19:28:29] Friend: yeah obtuse (rofl)
[05/06/2014 19:28:42] Jordan McGregor: SHUT THE FUCK UP OR YOU'LL DIE
[05/06/2014 19:29:23] Friend: MAKE MEH! (devil)
[05/06/2014 19:29:35] Jordan McGregor: I HAVE TO GO*KILLS 'Friend'*
[05/06/2014 19:29:36] Jordan McGregor: BYE
[05/06/2014 19:30:03] Friend: NO BYE!!
[05/06/2014 19:30:06] Jordan McGregor: (whew)
[05/06/2014 19:41:18] Jordan McGregor: STAHP
[05/06/2014 20:06:56] Friend: what
[05/06/2014 20:07:46] Jordan McGregor: Yo MaMa
[05/06/2014 21:02:22] Jordan McGregor: Dun Dun DUUUUUN~
[05/06/2014 21:05:48] Friend: no just no.....
[05/06/2014 21:05:54] Jordan McGregor: >
[05/06/2014 21:05:57] Jordan McGregor: Wuu2?
[05/06/2014 21:06:03] Jordan McGregor: >
[05/06/2014 21:06:10] Jordan McGregor: JNEOfjoifj
[05/06/2014 21:06:14] Jordan McGregor: stupid emoticons
[05/06/2014 21:06:18] Jordan McGregor: getting in my way
[05/06/2014 21:06:19] Jordan McGregor: stahp
[05/06/2014 21:06:26] Jordan McGregor: >: D
[05/06/2014 21:06:38] Friend: >8D GET OWNED!
[05/06/2014 21:06:48] Jordan McGregor: -O
[05/06/2014 21:06:54] Jordan McGregor: Middle finger.
[05/06/2014 21:06:57] Jordan McGregor: Get owneder
[05/06/2014 21:07:03] Ryan Patience: never
[05/06/2014 21:07:10] Friend: TAUNT!
[05/06/2014 21:07:12] Friend: TAUNT!
[05/06/2014 21:07:19] Jordan McGregor: FLOCK OFF FEATHER FACE
[05/06/2014 21:07:38] Friend: -_-
[05/06/2014 21:07:50] Friend: better comeback plz
[05/06/2014 21:07:54] Jordan McGregor: (hug)
[05/06/2014 21:08:06] Jordan McGregor: That's what yo mama said last night
[05/06/2014 21:08:14] Jordan McGregor:
[05/06/2014 21:09:10] Friend: IK she heard ur arguments last night about the NON EXISTANT MIC *cough* cough* lier!
[05/06/2014 21:09:52] Jordan McGregor: I know, me and 'YET ANOTHER FRIEND' were arguing over who has first ride on the 'pony', if ya know what I'm saying
[05/06/2014 21:09:54] Jordan McGregor: (kiss)
[05/06/2014 21:10:45] Friend: u r gross you leave burger kings happey meal out of this!
[05/06/2014 21:11:45] Jordan McGregor: I'm sorry, you're mom's buns are just too tasty (party)
[05/06/2014 21:12:02] Friend: ik she got them from asda
[05/06/2014 21:16:32] Jordan McGregor: More like, ASSda
[05/06/2014 21:17:34] Friend: no just no it took u 5 mins for that comeback
[05/06/2014 21:17:54] Jordan McGregor: No, I was too busy giving your mom a booty call
[05/06/2014 21:17:58] Jordan McGregor: See you tonight
[05/06/2014 21:18:04] Jordan McGregor: If you're still awake
[05/06/2014 21:18:14] Jordan McGregor: If we're that loud
[05/06/2014 21:18:16] Jordan McGregor: Jk, jk
[05/06/2014 21:18:19] Jordan McGregor: Truce?
[05/06/2014 21:18:43] Friend: ok but u admitted u liked banging 45 year olds
[05/06/2014 21:19:06] Jordan McGregor: I am secretly Harry Style
[05/06/2014 21:19:08] Jordan McGregor: s
[05/06/2014 21:19:19] Friend: i knew it
[05/06/2014 21:19:24] Jordan McGregor: Oh shit, that would mean that one of my friends would want to throw her bra at me
[05/06/2014 21:19:33] Jordan McGregor: And I'd look like a squirrel
[05/06/2014 21:19:40] Jordan McGregor: And I'd get STIs from Koalas
[05/06/2014 21:19:45] Jordan McGregor: And smoke drugs
[05/06/2014 21:19:47] Jordan McGregor: So nope.
[05/06/2014 21:19:54] Friend: DONT MENTION SQUIRRELS IN MY PRESSANCE!
[05/06/2014 21:20:03] Jordan McGregor: SQUIRRELS EAT WAFFLES
[05/06/2014 21:20:07] Jordan McGregor: >: D
[05/06/2014 21:20:16] Friend: NU-UH JUST THE FINGERS!!!
[05/06/2014 21:20:23] Jordan McGregor: (wasntme)
[05/06/2014 21:21:16] Jordan McGregor: (devil)l====l=== (angel)=>
[05/06/2014 21:21:32] Jordan McGregor: Shit, it looks like my bad concious just killed my good concious
[05/06/2014 21:21:42] Jordan McGregor: *become squirrel king*
[05/06/2014 21:22:41] Friend: ((xx(::::::::::::::::::::::::::happy face) BRING IT I HAVE A SWORD!
[05/06/2014 21:23:01] Friend: ((xx{{::::::::::::::::::::::::happy face)
[05/06/2014 21:23:04] Jordan McGregor: Where's the tip?
[05/06/2014 21:23:22] Friend: ((xx(:::::::::::::::::::::::::::/
[05/06/2014 21:23:56] Jordan McGregor: (((xxx(((xxx(((l::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::l>
[05/06/2014 21:24:02] Jordan McGregor: Bring it, bitch
[05/06/2014 21:24:10] Friend: claps* u broke it
[05/06/2014 21:24:12] Jordan McGregor: My sword is much bigger
[05/06/2014 21:24:23] Jordan McGregor: Actually, it looks more like a spear
[05/06/2014 21:24:27] Friend: yeah but it snapped years ago
[05/06/2014 21:24:37] Jordan McGregor: No, we've been over this...
[05/06/2014 21:24:44] Friend: (inlove)
[05/06/2014 21:24:48] Jordan McGregor: That was you and ***** after your first date
[05/06/2014 21:24:59] Friend: wrong emoticon!
[05/06/2014 21:25:15] Jordan McGregor: (heart)OTP 2K4EVA (heart)
[05/06/2014 21:25:20] Friend: he wants it to happen but i don't roll that way!
[05/06/2014 21:25:45] Friend: seriously IRL MODE he wont leave me alone!
[05/06/2014 21:25:47] Jordan McGregor: It did, you just got sex-nesia because he shagged your brain out XD
[05/06/2014 21:25:55] Jordan McGregor: I'm sorry
[05/06/2014 21:25:58] Jordan McGregor: Too far
[05/06/2014 21:26:01] Jordan McGregor: Ceasefire?
[05/06/2014 21:26:13] Friend: ceasefire
I cut off the rest of the conversation because we started talkin' bout another friend who I shall keep even more anonymous than 'Friend'.