Roast the user above’s favorite pokemon!

[Wachinga]

Welcome to the thread where you roast the user above’s favorite pokemon!
Don’t be personal or take the roasts personally. You can be brief (Garbodor is literally trash) or longer (Ariados is horrible! It has a trash base speed stat and special attack stat. Also, it’s Unova Pokédex entries state that it attaches silk to it’s prey, then tracks the silk to the prey and it’s friends! That is so scary and awful! In pokemon Moon, it even says that it wraps it’s prey in thread and sips it’s body fluids at it’s leisure! That is disgusting!
This post made by Blathers)
Here is an example:

Spoiler

Person 1: Pikachu
Person 2: Pikachu is an uncreative favorite pokemon.
Latias
Person 3: Latios is clearly better than Latias!
Greedent.
Person 2: That thing is super ugly.
Etc

I will start.

Necrozma

 

[Fan of Jarrus]

Overpowered Dragon who scared me.

Charizard

 

[Wachinga]

Pandered, overused, marketed, and all the other synonyms for that.

Xerneas

 

[dawn dusk]

Fairness isn't ultimate stuff

Greninja

 

[Fan of Jarrus]

Overhyped frog.

Sobble

 

[Jyo]

a crybaby lizard, probably doesn't get what it wants

Glaceon

 

[Wachinga]

Ice type
Ice type's so bad that silvally-ice is on the same tier as meltan
Chandelure

 

[Jyo]

Inanimate object chandelier not scary enough for ghost typing

Fennekin

 

[Fan of Jarrus]

Veez, cute Mons are difficult to roast.

Evolves into a humanoid.

Corviknight

 

[Wachinga]

You are correct
Has a boring Gigantamax.
Skitty

 

[Jyo]

So hard to roast...
....
...
It's ...
not Espeon...


(easy one for others) - Watchog

 

[Fan of Jarrus]

Reminds me of a certain obnoxious meerkat

Charmander

 

[Jyo]

It's already roasted as a fire type it's burning too

Kingler

 

[Wachinga]

Has a very weird and forgettable Gigantamax
Popplio

 

[Jyo]

hard to 'roast' a cute water type - other than its a seal and not based on an otter

Emolga

 

[Phosphene]

It will never be anything more than one of many Pikaclones.

Turtonator.

 

[Fan of Jarrus]

Their shells cause damage

Zacian

 

[Wachinga]

It can’t Dynamax at all

Chandelure

 

[Jyo]

Kind of hard to roast a fire type
Many inanimate objects don't make good Pokemon

Jolteon

 

[EternalPokéFanGirl]

It's just a dog with super saiyan hair, and even you prefer to use his brother Flareon as avatar and usertitle than use him

Gengar