Roast the user above’s favorite pokemon!

[Ghost Diplocaulus]

I'll be honest, what Guzma's Golisopod did to it in the Sun and Moon anime is significantly worse than any roast I could've come up with. I bet Primarina still gets nightmares from that experience.

Greavard

 

[CatExe]

It doesn't have teeth, just sharp lips. Also a fire hazard
Gardevoir

 

[toastghost]

must suck to not be able to safely look up your favorite pokemon on google

sableye

 

[guzmania]

besides the fact that its typing makes no sense whatsoever, there's also the issue of it looking like some kind of weird goblin-alien crossbreed that couldn't decide if it wanted to look more goblin or alien, resulting in... um, that.
also funny how for three generations it was one of a select few mon without any type weaknesses but was still next to useless

jolteon

 

[CatExe]

You seem to really like super saiyan haircuts
Absol

 

[helperman]

The lore reminds me of Bruno from that one recent pixar movie, so I am going to quickly say "we don't talk about absol"

Porygon

 

[Handium]

they got framed by pikachu then got banned for something pikachu did in the anime

Cyclizar

 

[Ghost Diplocaulus]

Why does it run with its legs when it clearly has wheels?!

Greavard