Roast the user above’s favorite pokemon!

[Hydrogenium]

I like it, but even I know it's completely useless.

Staraptor

 

[PurplePopplio]

A bird with an attitude problem.

Garbodor

 

[Chevywolf30]

Literal trash


Squirtle

 

[PurplePopplio]

A turtle... Just a turtle....

Braviary

 

[helperman]

it doesn't know when to stop fighting

ditto

 

[ShinyEevee Oo(>A<)oO]

[awheggqegehgqgqegegqwwhwhwehewhewhew it seems impossible to roast such an amazing Mon like Ditto...]

Well, here we go...

Ditto can't do any attack in its original form. Its trainers'd have a hard time finding it if it get lost...
My reasons suks

...


Sylveon ;-;

 

[EternalPokéFanGirl]

If you remove the ribbons you'll realize that its design is really simple.

Spoiler: It's ironic to roast Sylveon when I'm currently using one as avatar XD

Primarina

 

[Chevywolf30]

Looks like it would sing to me from the rocks so it can eat me

I don't really think this lol Primarina is cute

Spoiler: It's ironic to roast Sylveon when I'm currently using one as avatar XD

That's still really cute!



Lucario

 

[ConfectionerMari]

Lucario? More like lucari-dumb.

indeedee currently

 

[ShinyEevee Oo(>A<)oO]

It just a goat. Nothing more than a goat.
I'm feeling so bad rn, Indeedee is cute




ROWLET ⊙△⊙

 

[helperman]

do you mean that pokemon that ash has that is always asleep. who would want a pokemon thats always asleep.

syvally

 

[KingConnio]

When you put a head from one action figure onto another

Groudon

 

[Hydrogenium]

Its name breaks the English grammar; on ground, not ground on


Meloetta

 

[Chevywolf30]

Don't quit your day job




Quagsire

 

[Sushi The Enby]

its head is empty. too empty.

mismagius

 

[ConfectionerMari]

spooky ghost oooo I'm horrified

mudkip

 

[Chevywolf30]

The inferior axolotl Pokemon, second to Wooper That's the best I could come up with lol




Lucario

 

[Sushi The Enby]

Furrybait that has no reason to be Steel.

Spoiler

I used a Lucario on my Volt White 2 team and it was my ACE in said VW2 team so it's weird to roast it

Mimikyu

 

[helperman]

fake pikachu that cant even shock.

syvally

 

[Sushi The Enby]

arceus but actual complete shit and belonging to an edgy teen


Togekiss