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Rock, Paper, Anything

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Media trashing on video games results in them (games, not media) being outlawed, with all gamers, good speedrunners included, end up in prison.
 
hee ho table flippers!
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A tiny scandal distracts the media and the video games escape
 
Killer Queen has already touched the Piano.
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Video Games run into a Mansion and get Crushed by a Cross-Shaped Rock. (CCCAAAEEEEESSAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRR)
 
Spoiler alert: username is a lie
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Nobody expects the Spanish Inquisition.

Because of this, the cross shaped rock is turned into another cross necklace
 
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Your Spanish Inquisition is bested by the fact that I did, indeed, expect them, due to seeing other posts you made about them just before I saw that one.
 
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The Omniyouser is ridiculed by School House Rock for using the inferior “you” pronoun, as opposed to the superior ME pronoun.
 
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School House Paper beats School House Rock. Duh! :p
 
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School House Scissors slices up School House Paper, and wonders why the heck paper covering a rock consitutes “beating” the rock.
 
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I smash the School House Scissors with...Fraggle Rock.
 
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Well, Scissors beats Paper, and Pixie-type moves beat Strong/Bad-type Pokémon, so obviously the logical choice here is a pixie holding scissors.
 
hee ho table flippers!
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Jack Frost from Persona walks in and kills the pixie fairy, due to being a demon.
 
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Grigori Rasputin causes the Doom Guy to have an existential crisis through the sheer fact of being a demonic creature that CAN'T be killed by being shoot enough.
 
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