Introduction/Chapter 1
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Giovanni kidnaps Wallace, Nessa, Serena, Calem, Looker, Wattson, Volkner, and Sophocles and makes them participants in his roulette-themed cooking show. Tensions are high. Money is on the line. Nobody knows what’s going on.
- First post! Gosh, I hope I do this right, this was just a silly thing, not sure if I'm gonna finish it, but I figured what do I have to lose posting it? I hope you enjoy! I'm not much of a writer, haha...
A round of applause from the studio audience made up entirely of Team Rocket grunts arose as Giovanni came out. Wallace, Nessa, Serena, Calem, Looker, Wattson, Volkner, and Sophocles all looked very confused. How had they gotten there?
“Welcome to the first episode of Rocket Kitchen Roulette!” Giovanni announced. It was at this point that the previously mentioned characters realized that they were on a strange cooking show set, with casino themed elements incorporated, including a large roulette table in the center where Giovanni stood.
“Let me introduce you to our judges. First up, that well-known chef throughout the Kalos region, known for his special flare, Lysandre!”
“Lysandre!” Serena said, “You’re a chef?”
“Baking is my passion,” he said, kinda like a sneech.
“How ya doing, Lysandre?” Giovanni asked in that cheesy way that TV show hosts always talk.
“Oh, fine,” he smiled, and then with a goofy shrug, “I guess you could say world domination takes a little longer than you’d think, amiright?”
“Preaching to the choir!” Giovanni laughed. So did the audience. “Next up, that legendary chef, you know him, you love him, you adore his cookbooks, Arceus!”
“ARCEUS?!?!?!?!?” the gang of characters cried.
“Arceus??? A CHEF???” Wallace was losing his mind.
“THAT’S your biggest concern?” Looker demanded, “You’re looking at the creator of the Pokemon universe!”
“Oh my gosh,” Nessa quivered, thinking that this was just about the weirdest dream she had ever had. No more watching The Nanny before bed, she promised herself.
“Hey there, big guy!” Giovanni laughed, in the least Giovanni way you could imagine. “Give me some! Come on, up top!”
Arceus and Giovanni high fived, which was hilarious to the audience, but those 8 little fools from before had lost their minds.
“So, how’s the wife?” Giovanni asked, causing the 8 fools to lose their minds once more.
“Oh, fine, fine,” Arceus laughed, “She’s watching right now! Hi, honey!”
“Serena,” Calem asked, turning to her and gripping her shoulders for dear life, “what’s going on? What is this?”
“I don’t know,” Serena confessed, “Calem, I’m so scared.”
“This is ruining my perception of reality,” Volkner sighed.
Sophocles looked displeased.
“And our third and final judge,” Giovanni continued, despite everything, “Is everyone’s favorite friend, Frisbee the Furfrou!”
Frisbee the Furfrou barked and wagged his tail. Even the 8 fools cheered for Frisbee the Furfrou.
“And coming up, we’ll introduce our contestants and explain the rules!” Giovanni smiled, “After a word from our sponsors!”
After the cameras went off, Giovanni shifted back to his typical, mean expression and approached the aforementioned 8.
“What is this?” Wallace demanded, “HAVE YOU LOST YOUR MIND???”
“No,” Giovanni said, calmly, “I have simply kidnapped you to partake in my passion project cooking show. That’s a completely sane thing to do.”
The only person who agreed with this was Calem, but he didn’t say this out loud, for fear of the shame of his peers.
“I hope you can cook,” Giovanni said threateningly, “I don’t want you fools humiliating me in front of my audience.”
“Team Rocket?” Nessa asked, “Aren’t you their boss?”
“Not them!” he groaned, “My global audience! One million TVs are tuned in tonight. Don’t blow this for me.”
“Ok?” was the unanimous reply. Giovanni smirked.
“Good.” Giovanni started to walk away, but Serena stopped him.
“Wait,” she said, “What’s the deal with Arceus being here?”
“He’s my friend,” Giovanni explained, simply. “He helped me out when my car broke down. I made him homemade pasta to repay the favor. Friends ever since. He was my best man at my wedding.”
He walked away as the contestants lost their minds once again. Hopefully, they would regain their senses in time for the contestant introductions.
- First post! Gosh, I hope I do this right, this was just a silly thing, not sure if I'm gonna finish it, but I figured what do I have to lose posting it? I hope you enjoy! I'm not much of a writer, haha...
A round of applause from the studio audience made up entirely of Team Rocket grunts arose as Giovanni came out. Wallace, Nessa, Serena, Calem, Looker, Wattson, Volkner, and Sophocles all looked very confused. How had they gotten there?
“Welcome to the first episode of Rocket Kitchen Roulette!” Giovanni announced. It was at this point that the previously mentioned characters realized that they were on a strange cooking show set, with casino themed elements incorporated, including a large roulette table in the center where Giovanni stood.
“Let me introduce you to our judges. First up, that well-known chef throughout the Kalos region, known for his special flare, Lysandre!”
“Lysandre!” Serena said, “You’re a chef?”
“Baking is my passion,” he said, kinda like a sneech.
“How ya doing, Lysandre?” Giovanni asked in that cheesy way that TV show hosts always talk.
“Oh, fine,” he smiled, and then with a goofy shrug, “I guess you could say world domination takes a little longer than you’d think, amiright?”
“Preaching to the choir!” Giovanni laughed. So did the audience. “Next up, that legendary chef, you know him, you love him, you adore his cookbooks, Arceus!”
“ARCEUS?!?!?!?!?” the gang of characters cried.
“Arceus??? A CHEF???” Wallace was losing his mind.
“THAT’S your biggest concern?” Looker demanded, “You’re looking at the creator of the Pokemon universe!”
“Oh my gosh,” Nessa quivered, thinking that this was just about the weirdest dream she had ever had. No more watching The Nanny before bed, she promised herself.
“Hey there, big guy!” Giovanni laughed, in the least Giovanni way you could imagine. “Give me some! Come on, up top!”
Arceus and Giovanni high fived, which was hilarious to the audience, but those 8 little fools from before had lost their minds.
“So, how’s the wife?” Giovanni asked, causing the 8 fools to lose their minds once more.
“Oh, fine, fine,” Arceus laughed, “She’s watching right now! Hi, honey!”
“Serena,” Calem asked, turning to her and gripping her shoulders for dear life, “what’s going on? What is this?”
“I don’t know,” Serena confessed, “Calem, I’m so scared.”
“This is ruining my perception of reality,” Volkner sighed.
Sophocles looked displeased.
“And our third and final judge,” Giovanni continued, despite everything, “Is everyone’s favorite friend, Frisbee the Furfrou!”
Frisbee the Furfrou barked and wagged his tail. Even the 8 fools cheered for Frisbee the Furfrou.
“And coming up, we’ll introduce our contestants and explain the rules!” Giovanni smiled, “After a word from our sponsors!”
After the cameras went off, Giovanni shifted back to his typical, mean expression and approached the aforementioned 8.
“What is this?” Wallace demanded, “HAVE YOU LOST YOUR MIND???”
“No,” Giovanni said, calmly, “I have simply kidnapped you to partake in my passion project cooking show. That’s a completely sane thing to do.”
The only person who agreed with this was Calem, but he didn’t say this out loud, for fear of the shame of his peers.
“I hope you can cook,” Giovanni said threateningly, “I don’t want you fools humiliating me in front of my audience.”
“Team Rocket?” Nessa asked, “Aren’t you their boss?”
“Not them!” he groaned, “My global audience! One million TVs are tuned in tonight. Don’t blow this for me.”
“Ok?” was the unanimous reply. Giovanni smirked.
“Good.” Giovanni started to walk away, but Serena stopped him.
“Wait,” she said, “What’s the deal with Arceus being here?”
“He’s my friend,” Giovanni explained, simply. “He helped me out when my car broke down. I made him homemade pasta to repay the favor. Friends ever since. He was my best man at my wedding.”
He walked away as the contestants lost their minds once again. Hopefully, they would regain their senses in time for the contestant introductions.