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Sakura’s Friends and Simpsons

Homer: Nothing!

Skinner comes up and walks next to Homer.

Skinner: Listen, Mr. Simpson! I was kinda being harsh on your son. As much as harsh as you were when saying that he can't go see that Icthy and Scratchy movie - EVER! Anyway, to make it up. (pulls out an Icthy and Scratchy: The Movie DVD)

Homer: Sorry, but the punishment stands.

Skinner: Well, I'm assuming when he's a grown-up. He'll have brown hair like you and then he'll lose it and have that lighting bolt around his head.

Bart returns.

Bart: Hey, everyone! I got 5 dozen doughnuts. One box, is for each of us.

Skinner: For your family or for everyone?

Bart: Well for my family originally but I'll go back to Lard Lad Donuts to get each of you your OWN 1 dozen doughnuts. (leaves)

Skinner (whispering: I don't even think he'll grow a beard like yours.

Homer: Who knows.

Sarge and the Bucket-O-Soliders come.

Sarge: Is this the dirtbag's house?

Marge: Dirtbag?

Sarge: The giant boy who tricked his friend?

Marge: Tricked his friend?

Sarge: Yes! And... (hears another ice cream truck gasps) Ice cream truck!

Another Mr. Softee comes. The neighbor kids run and clamor. Sarge and the soliders come.

Sarge: Me! Me! Me and my solider pals were here first! Frag him, men!

The soliders frag the ice cream "woman". Cuts to Homer, Marge, Skinners, Sarge, and the soliders eating ice cream.

Sarge: Mmm. Now what were we talking about giantess?

Marge: Uh, we were talking about the time you guys have beaten jury duty.

Sarge: Oh, yeah. The trick is to say "You're an absolute disgrace! You don't deserve to..." Hey! (Nelson picks him up)

Nelson: Haw-haw! I touched your heart.

Marge: Well, punish him.

Homer: Who? Bart's friend? All right, all right! Bart's friend, go to your house and go to your room.

Nelson (leaving): See you in the funny pages and when I touch your heart. Haw-haw!

Rika: What was that?

Chiharu: I dunno!

Horrid Henry and Rude Ralph come.

Horrid Henry: You took Beefy Bert's line? Right, Ralph?

Rude Ralph: Yes! “I dunno!”

Ralph Wiggum comes.

Ralph (Wiggum): Did someone say my name?
 
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Jimbo Jones, Dolph Starbeam, and Kearney Zzyzwicz come.

Jimbo: Well, here’s a thing I no dunno. I no dunno that you dunno.

Ralph (Wiggum): Who said, Ralph?

Rude Ralph: Henry did. And he meant “ME”.
 
Horrid Henry: Again not, you you worm.

Homer: Now don´t be horrid, you horrid boy!

Horrid Henry (breaking the fourth wall): Even strangers know I´m horrid.

Homer: Who are you talking too?

Horrid Henry: No one! Hey! Don´t mind if I make myself at home and watch Mutant Max?

Homer: Hmm... Not sure!

Horrid Henry: Well, I´m going anyway! Don´t know what your Americans have? I bet their cartoons are as good as the ones back in England.

Rude Ralph: You said it, Henry!

The two walk into the Simpsons´ house and up to the couch.

Rude Ralph: Hey! What will our couch gag will be.

Homer: No one takes couch gags away from us.
 
Horrid Henry: Well this like being Horrid!

Lisa: I sure hope Bart will never turn out like this.

Horrid Henry: Well that´s how big brothers turn out. Horrid to their little siblings.

Homer: Now I´ve tried to be nice. STOP USING OUR COUCH GAGS.
 
Jimbo, Dolph, and Kearny come in.

Jimbo: Well, Mr. Simpson. How do you like it if we take the couch?

Homer: Too much bullies. GOT TO GET OUT OF HERE! (exits the house)

Marge: Homer! Come back here. (goes after Homer)
 
Lisa: Where are Mom and Dad going?

Horrid Henry: They were going to beat jury duty.

Jimbo: Yeah!

Lisa: Well my father’s trick is to say your prejudice against all races.

Horrid Henry: Want to watch Mutant Max with me?

Lisa: I’m not familiar with that one.

Rude Ralph: It’s a cartoon us Brits watch.

Lisa: You’re from the United Kingdom.

Horrid Henry: Yes!
 
Snake and Mimo (offscreen): Sorry!

Homer: Thanks! (turns to the factory with a picture of not allowed sign with Bart and Skinner) Isn’t the principal allergic peanut?

Marge: And is Bart allergic to shrimp?

Homer: Well it makes sense.

Shows a quick flashback of Bart and Skinner fighting all the way over to Peanut Shrimp. They are surrounded on a planked bridge above a concoction.

Skinner: Peanut?

Bart: Shrimp?

They fight one more time until the bridge is starting to collapse.

Skinner: If either of us falls in, we’re doomed!

Bart: Kids don’t die!

They fall in.

Bart: I... was... El... Barto!

Skinner: No!

Turns out that it was showcased on the news that was showing from the home TV being watched by Horrid Henry and Rude Ralph. And Lisa sees them just chilling.

Kent: Luckily, they were saved. But now they’re banned from the Peanut Shrimp factory. And if you know these people, please report them to the police.

Horrid Henry: Now me and Peter will definitely have that kind of battle.

Rude Ralph: Really? You know you might die.

Horrid Henry: I mean with the fighting. We aren’t going to fight in a factory.

Rude Ralph: Oh!

Kent: In other news, this was the same man who made these so called “Steamed Hams”.

Shows a picture of Skinner holding “Steamed Hams”.

Rude Ralph: Well, that man is best known for making Steamed Hams.

Skinner overhears and comes into the living room.

Skinner: Oh, my! Steamed hams have became on the news.

Henry: Now he looks familiar.
 
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Lisa: C’mon! This man is exactly the one you saw on TV.

Horrid Henry: Uh! Sure does look like him though.

Lisa shakes her eyes.

Horrid Henry: Too much news! Let me see what else is on.

Lisa: Fine by me. See what you enjoy.

Jimbo, Dolph, and Kearny come in.

Dolph: Don’t mind if we see what’s on?

Lisa: Sure! It’s fine by me.

Lisa leaves. And sits on the doorstep. Bart returns with more boxes.

Bart: I got more doughnuts. Hey! What’s going on?

Lisa: Nothing that concerns you brothers. Just us sisters.

Bart: Hmm. Okay! Hey! Wanna break Grampa’s teeth?

Lisa: Okay! But then he gets to break ours.

Bart: How about we prank call some more?

Lisa: You go knock yourself out.

Bart: Fine!

Bart leaves.

Cuts back to Homer and Marge.

Homer: So, uh, what are we doing?

Marge: Hey, Homer! Look! The zoo is bringing some kwyjibos

Homer: Hey! I thought a kwyjibo was... (Marge pulls him up to see something on the billboard) not a real word.

The billboard says, “Kwyjibos. New discovered species. Big, dumb, balding, North American ape with no chin. Now at the zoo.”
 
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Lenny Leonard and Carl Carlson come.

Carl: Hey! Isn’t that the word your son made up in Scrabble?

Homer: Yes! Who did that?

Cuts back to the Simpsons’ TV showing the news channel.

Kent: Guess what folks? Seems like kwyjibos are real. They are big, dumb, balding North American apes with no chin.

Bart (joining in to watch with Horrid Henry, Rude Ralp, Jimbo, Dolph, and Kearny): Hey! I thought I made up that word.

Dolph: Me too!

Bart: Hey! What about “wumbo”. That’s not a real word.

Kearny: Well, I wumbo. You wumbo. He, she, me wumbo. Wumboing. Wumbology, the study of wumbo. It’s first grade.

Bart: I’m sure that’s what Patrick said.

Jimbo: Well, if Patrick or Kearny said it, wumbo is real.

Bart: But what about “steam hams”. Clearly Principal Skinner called the dish steamed hams because he didn’t want to know that he set the house on fire. And Superintendent Gary Chalmers didn’t even know.

Kent: On other news. Some kids named Robby Hobby and Kyle Morris have wandered into farmer Willie Scranton’s field. They said they were looking for an alien.

Dolph: Now where have I heard them before?

Jimbo: Maybe you met in preschool.

Kearny: Or maybe they were exchange students.

Kent: In other news, David Beech uses a radio as a communicator.

Bart: Now that’s funny!

Jimbo: Hmm.
 
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Lisa comes in.

Lisa: What’s going on?

Bart: Well, guess? A new animal is at the zoo. Ironically, that’s the one I made up.

Lisa: A kwyjibo?

Bart: And some kids named Robby Hobby and LyleMorris walked into Farmer Willie Scranton’s field in search of an alien.
 
Lisa: Hey! Have you planned about going to find Milhouse?

Bart: No! Those days of being friends with him and maybe Lewis are over. From now on, I’ll be part of Springfield Elementary School’s bullies.

Lisa: I warn you. You’ll get no presents for Christmas and will be on Santa’s Naughty List.

Bart: Who needs them. Everyone knows Ol’ Chris Kringle isn’t real. You should also know that the true meaning of Christmas is giving stuff. Not getting them.

Lisa: Okay! Just when you get a lump of coal instead stuff like new Itchy & Scratchy or Radioactive Man merchandise or a new skateboard, don’t say that I didn’t told you so.
 
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Horrid Henry: So glad I’m not stuck with 2 younger sisters but 1 younger brother.

Bart: Hey! Wanna make some prank calls?

Rude Ralph: Would we? It’s the rudest thing yet.

Bart runs over to the phone. Cuts back with Homer and Marge.

Homer: So, how did they come up with kwyjibos?

Marge: Good question, Homer.

Homer: Hey!

Marge: What?

Homer: Isn’t that Bart’s friend?

Marge: Who? Where?

Homer: There!

Homer points to a lost poster with Milhouse on it. The reward for finding Milhouse is $5.00.

Marge: *Gasps.* Oh, my! Yes it is. And he’s lost.

Homer: Last time we saw him, Bart sent him on a bus and it was going to the museum. Let’s check there.

Marge: Wait, Homer. We’re not Milhouse’s (gets yanked by Homer) PARENTS!

Cuts to Springsonian Museum. Homer, still yanking Marge, runs to a guard.

Homer: Hey! Have you seen a boy with blue hair, glasses, a purple shirt, reddish orange pants, and matching reddish orange shoes?

Guard: Yes?

Homer: Did he come on a bus to here?

Guard: What bus?

Homer: The one that goes from Pressboard Estates to here.

Guard: Sorry!

Homer: What?

Guard: If your talking about bus 22, that bus only comes here on Monday, Wednesday, and Friday. Today is Tuesday and on days like Tuesday and Thursday, that bus goes to the End of the Line.

Homer: Oh, my! This can also explain why Lisa didn’t end up going to the museum.

Marge: Still! I’m gonna have to talk with that lady later.
 
Cuts back to 742 Evergreen Terrace. Sakura’s friends hear everyone else laughing and come over.

Chiharu: Again, stop pranking people.

Bart: Oh, yeah! Haw-haw!

Yamazaki: Hey! Uh! Can I try!

Bart: Sure! Knock yourself out.

Horrid Henry: Me and Ralph are gonna see these kwyjibos.

Ralph (Wiggum): Yes!

Rude Ralph: Again! Me!

Horrid Henry and Rude Ralph leave.

Kearney: Have fun!

Ralph (Wiggum): Can I see what’s on?

Bart: Sure! Haw-haw! Hey! Where’s Nelson?

Nelson returns.

Nelson: Did some say my name?

Bart: I did!

Bart and Nelson: Haw-haw!
 
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Dolph: So, uh what else? Rescue, Milhouse?

Bart: Good one, Dolph. Haw-haw-haw-haw!

Kearney: I say we go making more phony calls.

Bart: Sorry, Weird Al. We have to. It’s funny.

Chiharu: Well, uh, you know what they say?

Naoko: If at first you don’t succeed, try and try again?

Chiharu: They do say that but no!

Rika: Then what?

Chiharu: Girls rule and boys drool.

Naoko: Oh, yeah!
 
Bart: Haw-haw! Girls are kind and gentle.

Nelson: And boys touch hearts.

Bart: Yes! Close-eyes. Are you with me? I can be a better Cardcaptor than your friend. Haw-haw!

Yamazaki: Card-wha?

Bart: And I mean Kinomoto-Chan not Mihara-Chan. Haw-haw!

Cuts to the police station. Homer and Marge walk in and Milhouse’s parents are with Chief Wiggum, Eddie, and Lou.

Kirk: We looked everywhere, chief.

Luann: Yeah! Including Springfield Park, Moe’s Tavern, Kwik-E-Mart, Springfield Power Plant, Barney’s Bowl-O-Rama, and Springfield Elementary School.

Homer: And we searched the Springsonian Museum but he’s not there.

Luann (sniffs): Oh, my baby!

Chief Wiggum: There, there! We’ll find him. Wait! The Springsonian Museum?

Homer: Yes! That place. My son told him to take the 22 there but on days like today, it’s the 22 alternative.

Chief Wiggum: Well, I’m bringing every cop of this station to search the 22-A route.
 
Cuts to Lisa at Moe's Tavern eating sundaes at a table moping.

Moe: What's the matter?

Lisa: Brothers. That's what. They're so mean.

Moe: Hmm. I hear you.

Lisa: As if you had any brother.

Moe: Hmm. Right. Anyway, uh, have you heard that there are new species know as kwyjibos? Big, dumb, bald, North American apes.

Lisa: See! Even you know about Bart's word.

Moe: Well! It was on the news.

Lisa: Brothers can be bullies.

Moe: Hmm. Tell me.

Lisa: Okay! Bart has made his friend, Milhouse, get lost at End of the Line.

Moe: Like in the final destination on the 22 alternative bus route. You know, people should've got off at Crackton.

Lisa: You said it.

Kent (on the bar's TV): Breaking news! The Springfield Police Department is looking out for a boy who took the 22 alternative bus route. He looks like this.

A drawn picture of Milhouse is shown.

Moe: Now where have I seen him before?

Lisa (gasps): That's Milhouse!

Peep: Doesn't look like a mill or a house.

Quack: I see!

Lisa: Who's there?

Chirp: Quick! Let's go!

The birds leave.

Kent (now zoomed at the news desk): It all started when his friend, a spiky hair boy with a reddish orange shirt, blue pants, and matching blue shoes with white circles and matching white soles, (shows a picture of Bart while saying it) told him that there was an Itchy and Scratchy exhibit at the Springsonian Museum and to take the 22 bus. But the bus is only that on Mondays, Wednesdays, and Fridays and today is Tuesday so on Tuesdays and Thursdays, it's the 22 alternative.

The camera pans to the TV back at 247 Evergreen Terrace. Bart and his new "friends" watch it on the couch while the girls watch it standing up.

Kent: The boys' parents reported this to the police and now cops are searching every bus on the 22 alternative route.

Bart: Haw-haw! That's his problem.

Rika: Really? I think you should find your friend.

Bart: The police in this city are dumb and it will take a long time to realize. If they do, they'll search others places.

Kent: This just in, the friend's sister is here.

Lisa walks up.

Lisa: I know you must be watching this Bart. And you might think the police are going to help but there must be trouble ahead.

Bart: No!

Lisa: If you're saying "No!" look what I have for you.

Bart: No way! Scooby Snack bragging only works on Scooby-Doo.

Lisa: I know you might think I'm bragging Scooby Snack but no. (takes out a DVD of Itchy and Scratchy: The Movie) I know Dad wants the punishment to stand but you might get a bigger punishment or if you don’t, Dad will hopefully accept this.

Bart (sighs): Sorry but we aren't friends. I have to go find Milhouse.

Nelson: Haw-haw!

Bart: I deserve that.

Cuts to Bart at the Pressboard Estates bus stop. A bus uncontrollably comes. It stops. The door opens and Bart walks on. Chief Wiggum is on

Chief Wiggum: Guess what. A dog is driving this bus.

Bart turns and sees that Santa's Little Helper is in the driver's seat.

Bart: Hi, boy! (walks over and pets him)

Santa's Little Helper barks.

Bart: Yes! I'll take my seat.

Bart sits down and the bus leaves.
 
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