Say a stupid answer, get a stupid question

[Axle Helios]

Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer? Puh-lease. In this, you post the answer, and the next poster gives the question it answered.

Example:
Player 1: Magikarp
Player 2: What is the hardcorest Pokémon?
Ugly
Player 3: What is Player 2?
etc.

So, I'll start with the classic...

Pikachu

 

[Jaxon]

Where does static electricity come from?

Fries

 

[Axle Helios]

What were invented in Sweden, and stolen by the French?

The Poster Below