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Snorunt
Parody of “So What” by P!nk
With new lyrics by Steven “Yoshi” Reich



(Door opens)
Mom: Hi honey, how was your-
Kid: Not now, mom, I’ve got work to do!
(DS Startup Chime)

Na, na, na, na, na, na, na
Na, na, na, na, na, na
Na, na, na, na, na, na, na
Na, na, na, na, na, na

I guess I just lost my choice band
Knock off and there it went
So I’m gonna swap my Starmie
It’s not gonna get Banette (nope)

I got a brand new Geodude
And I’m gonna use it today
I’m gonna beat your Plusle
I’m gonna win this fight

Na, na, na, na, na, na, na
I’m gonna win this, right?
Na, na, na, na, na, na, na
How did I lose this fight?

Some, Snorunt, took out my Gengar
It had a dark move (knock on door)
And I can’t hear you
And guess what, I’m havin’ more fun
And before we're done
I’m gonna show you a fight
Yes that’s right-I’m just fine-I ain’t a fool
So, so what, I lost my Gengar
I’m gonna rock you and I’ll still beat you tonight

(Uh-hey Slowbro, oh)

That trainer sent out Clefable
And metronomed (a) Hi Jump Kick (Dang!)
I guess I’ll be safe with Baltoy
Unless he-Critical hit?!? (Rats!)

Why should I be playin’ Yu-gi-oh?
That game can just go and die
I’m gonna get your Snubbull
My next’ll win this fight

Na, na, na, na, na, na, na
It’s gonna win this fight (huh!)
Na, na, na, na, na, na, na
We’re all gonna get it done right

So, Snorunt, check out my Chimchar
I got my four moves and I won’t fear you
And guess what, I’m havin’ more fun
And before we’re done
I’m gonna show you a fight
Yes that’s right (Yes that’s right)-
I’m just fine-I ain’t a fool
So, Snorunt, check out my Chimchar
It’s got a rock move and I won’t fear you tonight

Mom: Honey, why don’t you play something else?

I wouldn’t dare, I gave my word
I hear your call but I don’t care
I give my life, I threw my ball
I try so hard, to catch ‘em all

So, Snorunt, say hi to Chimchar
I got my best moves and I won’t fear you
And guess what, I’m havin’ more fun
And before we’re done (we’re done)
I’m gonna show you a fight
Yes that’s right (Yes that’s right)
I’m just fine (I’m just fine)-I ain’t a fool
So, Snorunt, I got a Chimchar
I got my best moves and I don’t fear you tonight
(I don’t fear you tonight)
(No no, no no-I don’t fear you tonight)
(I wouldn’t dare)
I’m gonna show you a fight
(I’m gonna show you a fight)
Yes that’s right, (yes that’s right)
I’m just fine-I ain’t a fool
So, Snorunt, (so, Snorunt) you saw my Chimchar
I used my best moves and I just beat you tonight
(I just beat you tonight)

(Woo-hoo!)

Ba-da-da-da-da-da
(Raspberry)
 
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Kewl.

Too bad we don't have a singer on Bulbagarden who can record the Poke-songs here.
 
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THAT ACTUALLY WASN'T AS BAD AS I THOUGHT IT WAS WHEN I SAW THE TITLE OF THIS THREAD. KUDOS TO YOU.
 
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I don't like P!nk, but this is actually very well done. The substituted words fit well with the actual song lyrics. You should definately do more of these. Hell, I want to do one myself. XD Nice work!
 
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wow! brilliant and awesome
well done :)
 
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