So a/an (insert name of Pokémon) walked into a bar V2

[Jon Watercooler]

and eveyone else walks out.
So a trubbish walks into a bar...

 

[toastghost]

and was thrown out back into the dumpster

so a sableye walks into a bar

 

[BigDocFan]

it tried ordering drinks but other customers got to the bar first and became frustrated and left (it has the Stall ability)

So a Dusknoir walks into a bar...

 

[LEMONSORBET6812]

And and orders a bottle of souls

So a deerling walks into a bar…

 

[Red Knight]

...and got so nervous about the other patrons they left before they even placed their order.

So a Tropius walked into a bar...

 

[Greninjaman]

And got chased by some patrons who want some of the bananas hanging off its neck.
So, a Gholdengo enters a bar...

 

[LEMONSORBET6812]

And buys everyone a drink

So a sneasel walks into a bar…

 

[Greninjaman]

And silently leaves with some stolen money
so, an Eternatus enters a bar...

 

[Red Knight]

...and causes a power surge that fries every light and appliance in the building.

So, a Bronzong came into a bar...

 

[LEMONSORBET6812]

But didn’t order anything.

So maractus walks into a bar…

 

[Handium]

-and takes all of the water from the bar. (Ability: water absorb)

So, a Meowscarada walks into a bar…

 

[Greninjaman]

And puts on a magic show!

So, a Snom enters a bar...

 

[LEMONSORBET6812]

And orders a slushie

So a garchomp walks into a bar…

 

[Greninjaman]

And everyone flees the bar in fear of it.
So, a Magikarp flops into a bar...

 

[Red Knight]

...and is so enraged when everyone laughs at them that they evolve into a Gyarados and raze the place.

A Piplup walks into a bar...

 

[LEMONSORBET6812]

And is kicked out for being underage

So a octillery walks into a bar…

 

[Jon Watercooler]

and produces some... interesting cocktails
So an Ogerpon walks into a bar

 

[LEMONSORBET6812]

And the loyal three leave

So a cutiefly walks/flies into a bar…

 

[Red Knight]

...and orders a thimble of mead. (With how small they are, that's like a pint to them.)

So a Vileplume walks into a bar...