So a/an (insert name of Pokémon) walked into a bar V2

[BigDocFan]

causing the patrons to panic about getting stung

So a Jigglypuff walks into a bar...

 

[Jon Watercooler]

and sings Hotel California.
So an arboliva walks into a bar...

 

[Greninjaman]

And was hired by the Bartender due to being able to provide endless Olive Oil.

So a Basculegion enters a bar...

 

[LEMONSORBET6812]

And all the present day basculain ( did I spell that right) who can’t evolve leave

So a mimikyu walks into a bar…

 

[Pigrider09]

And nobody ever leaves… alive that is

So a kyogre walks into a bar

 

[BigDocFan]

But found it too small to even move and soon flooded with all the rain it brought

So a Joltik walks into a bar...

 

[LEMONSORBET6812]

And gets stepped on, unintentionally electrocuting the person who stepped on it

So a cherubi walks into a bar…

 

[BigDocFan]

and got mistaken for a big cherry so got placed inside a drink

So a Skarmory walked into a bar...

 

[LEMONSORBET6812]

And had to pay a fine for scraping up the doorframe with its wings

So a camerupt walks into a bar…

 

[Jon Watercooler]

And served up a very... i guess metallic tasting bloody mary
So an Aron walked into a bar

 

[BigDocFan]

and got so drunk on alcohol, it started to demolish the bar

So a Stunfisk walked into a bar...

 

[LEMONSORBET6812]

And suffered a similar fate to joltik

So a vanillish walked into a bar…

 

[BigDocFan]

and began to freeze people when they refused to serve it

So a Latias walked into a bar...

 

[Jon Watercooler]

and left a human!
so an Okidogi walked into a bar...

 

[LEMONSORBET6812]

And bullied someone else into paying its tab

So a Blazekin walked into a bar…

 

[BigDocFan]

only start a bar fight with another patron of the bar

So a Hitmontop walks into a bar...

 

[Jon Watercooler]

and knocks several drinks over.
so a Chikorita walks into a bar...

 

[BigDocFan]

unleashing a soothing aroma that persuaded the bar staff to give it free drinks

So a Cloyster walks into a bar...

 

[LEMONSORBET6812]

And is asked to leave due to the risk of impaling patrons with its spikes

So a toxtricity walks into a bar…

 

[BigDocFan]

and got asked to perform some music in exchange for a drink or two on the house

So a Electabuzz walks into a bar...