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So, a/n [insert Pokemon's name] walked into a bar... (please read post 1 before posting)

FluffleFi

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And both immediately faint from the wide range of drunken rage present in the bar.

So, a Froslass floats into a bar...
 

AnimeboyIanpower

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...and seduces the bartender...

again...


So, Darkrai rises up from the KO'd Kantonian Raichu's shadow into a bar...
 

Greninjaman

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and puts the bartender's son into an ever-lasting nightmare for not giving him his drink.

So, a Primal Dialga entered a bar...
 

AnimeboyIanpower

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...and a Pikachu and Piplup beat the stuffing out of him, causing him to return to normal...

So, a Tyranitar, a Volcarona and a Hydreigon enter a bar...
 

LazySpy

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(Srry, I watched only one Godzilla movie in my life. It was quite some years ago and I can't quite remember it.)

So, a Trevenant walks into a bar...
 

AnimeboyIanpower

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...and tells the bartender that he shouldn't be too hasty...


So a Phantump floats into a bar...
 

LazySpy

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And tells everyone he's looking for a kid named Connor'O Malley.

So, a Mudsdale walks into a bar..
 

FinnishPokéFan92

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...and accidentally knocks over a table. Fortunately, the barkeeper is a kind soul and forgives her.

So, a Gastly floats into a bar...
 
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TRNatalie

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...and played pranks on the bartender and other patrons by turning into a scary clown.

So, a Meowth walks into a bar...
 

TRNatalie

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... but before she can order a drink, her mother comes into the bar and takes her away, saying she's too young to drink.

So, a Fennekin walks into a bar...
 

FinnishPokéFan92

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...and starts gnawing on a wooden table leg, until her mother comes and takes her home.

So, a Latias floats into a bar...
 
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FinnishPokéFan92

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...and starts annoying the barkeeper by repeating everything he says, instead of making an order.

So, a Wobbuffet walks into a bar...
 

TRNatalie

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... and puts on a comedy routine for the other patrons. Those attending the bar love the routine so much, they invite him to come back tomorrow. However no one notices half of the patrons have mysteriously disappeared.

So a Honchkrow flies into a bar...
 
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TRNatalie

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... and delivers hangover medicine to the patrons who drank too much.

So, a Seviper slithers into a bar...
 

FinnishPokéFan92

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...and starts openly complaining about a Zangoose he's had some issues with.

So, a Zangoose walks into a bar...
 
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